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Celtic 2 - 0 Hibs

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by JC Anton, Jan 8, 2022.

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  1. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    I wasn't commenting on the merits of the joke :giggle1:
     
  2. Garrymac1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    4-2

    Hart
    Ralston
    CCV
    Welsh
    Juranovic
    McGregor
    Hatate
    Rogic
    Abada
    Giakoumakis
    Maeda


    Maeda opening the scoring with a 22 yard back heeler on the 32nd minute.
     
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  3. Taz Blind Justice Gold Member News Writer

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  4. McChiellini..

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    Terrifying news..
     
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  5. Forestbhoy66 Gold Member Gold Member

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    I still don’t get it? Please explain?
     
  6. Al Bootyerbaws

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    Better asking the guy that posted it.
     
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  7. StevieBhoooy!

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    I’d prefer Aberdeen to just pump ‘them’.
     
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  8. JamesM09

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    This is a common misconception. See ‘Dad Jokes’ for reference.
     
  9. Wee Baldy

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    I know it's only been a few weeks but it seems a lot longer. Anyway, I'm really looking forward to a good game and, once again, it's a must win game for us.
     
  10. JamesM09

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    I wouldn't normally explain such * patter but this exchange is genuinely hilarious.

    I can see this one being a thriller.

    Going for 3-2.

    3 for Maeda, 2 for Rogic.



    From the first two lines you, the unwitting (quite accurate IMO) target of the joke, are supposed to think I mean Celtic would beat Hibs by 3 goals to 2 goals.

    Then I deliver a classic punchline by saying the last line, which shows I actually meant it would be a 'thrilling' contest among our own players, since the actual result of the game was a foregone conclusion (i.e., it would be 5-0, no contest).


    Don't * it Tim-Time, we both know you fell off your chair laughing at this stupendous zinger of a Celtic Da joke.
     
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  12. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    :giggle1:

    The explanation of how the joke worked is better than the joke on its own tbf :56:
     
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    Tore hammy in training today out 6 weeks
     
  14. Al Bootyerbaws

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    Aye the joke was painfully *.
     
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    Oh ..ok. Wish I hadn’t bothered now….do you watch only connect by any chance..?
     
  16. Luis1967 Gold Member Gold Member

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    I seen it yesterday that he tore hammy on twitter. But on their match preview this evening they said he was available. So * knows…
     
  17. JamesM09

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    I do not mate, worth giving a watch?

    I won’t have much time now that the Celtic are back to our busy schedule!
     
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    * yaasssss!!! Cany beat Monday night football! :fear:

    Cant wait for tonight. Get to see a glimpse of these new guys, see what they'll bring. Hopefully get a good convincing win, pile pressure on for the first time in months being able to finally play first.
     
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  20. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    Can't wait to see how we'll line up, think we'll have a crazy amount of energy..

    Debut goals for Hatate and Maeda..