Beer Vs. Vagina

Beer vs. *

1.Beer is always wet. * needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to *

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to *

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of * your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to *

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any * in public, you become a legend.
One point to *

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of * he may buy you a beer. One point to *

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much * and you'll think you've seen *.
One point to *

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to *

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to *

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets * off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with * you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo...
Call it a DRAW

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it
One point to BEER

20. Beer with yeast in it still tastes rather nice.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 *: 9

That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER!!!!

 

don't drink beer,so the * wins!

 

Brilliant!

 

Haha this is ridiculous.

 

I'm sorry, but I've never once felt the urge to blow my load into a beer bottle.

 

its one of lifes hidden pleasures my man!

 

You have a good point there. BEER = 11 * = 10 :icon_mrgreen:

 

Beer makes shafting * last longer :icon_mrgreen:

 

Nice one mate