Wish I had a 15” Willy.....
Instead of this big fucking thing.
“Maybe if ye huv a jobby Martin, yer maw could wipe yer arse for ye Martin!”
This is probably my favourite away day story. It’s no my story, I might add.
In 2003, our UFFA Cup final year, I went on a bus from Shawlands...
This is what 2020 needed.
Could make a phone call, and do 10 keepy ups with a beach ball, all whilst standing next to Michelle McManus in a phone box.
Tom Rogic could find space in a phone box with Michelle McManus.
He’ll be sacked. Mark my words.
Shun... Sun-Suk.... Shunsuk..
SHUNSUKE NAKAMURA YA FUCKIN DOUGHBALL
Will be forever grateful for him coming in when Rodgers walked out on us, and taking us to the title.
The alarming thing is, we were struggling...
Was Bounty happen.
Nothing else compares :34:
How utterly surreal is this, by the way?
Will we win the quadruple treble!? Jesus Christ :56:
Wee Billy is answering if he wants turkey...
Just imagine this cunt running round slide tackling his granny cos she made his mince too wattery back in Uruguay.
An absolute animal.
Some of our play in that first half has been proper troosers aff and set to stauner material.
The anxiety I get when Duffy has the ball at his...
Craig Levein utterly raging cos he got put on furlough from Avon.
Get it up ye, ya miserable hun bastard.
Looking for a barber in Glasgow that can hook me up with a haircut like his.
I’m so horny