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How Would You Defend Against Erling Haaland?

Discussion in 'World Football' started by Liam Scales, Sep 17, 2022.

Discuss How Would You Defend Against Erling Haaland? in the World Football area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Leone Naka Fan

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    Kill the supply to him. Once his teammates have to punt it at him, then you make sure you win any second balls.
     
  2. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Have you seen the size of the *?
     
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  3. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    Pray to Allah, there’s nothing else fur it.

    He has no weakness as an out and out striker. Lightning quick, huge, technically good, unbelievable movement, spot on attitude and work ethic and ultimately * ruthless in the box.
     
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    What’s Bobo doing at the moment?
     
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  6. Hammy89 Gold Member Gold Member

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  7. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    I think even Bobo in his prime would have a hard time against the big * :giggle1:
     
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    Orchestrated sonic attacks
     
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    Laxative in his water bottle.
     
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    Send a machine back in time to kill his mother.