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The best, worst and funniest tweets of the day

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Rendog, Sep 7, 2017.

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  1. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    This show is a gold mine !

    One woman was asked : Papillon is the French term for which small winged insect ? Answer : A dog

    Question : Who was President of the USA in 2000 ? Answer : George Washington.

    The other contestant was asked by Ben S and she replied : Well its George Washington or Barack Obama , theyre the only ones I know.
     
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    This was just the other night.



    This is one of the best.

     
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    And today's "we'll investigate what we've spent a week saying didn't happen and discipline staff for rules we continue to say weren't broken" was pathetic........... As a Tory, I was brought up to believe in playing with a straight bat.........:56::56::56::56::56::56::56::56::56: Believe me,,,,,,,,,,,, colleagues are furious at this, too. 2/2

    :56::56::56::56::56::56::56::56::56:
     
  8. Valhalla Thus spoke Batistuta.

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  10. Valhalla Thus spoke Batistuta.

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    Guy is an idiot. :giggle1:
     
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    It’s the way he said it as if wars are fought by people having square go’s but Isis have suddenly turned up breaking the rules :rofl:

    Brian from Westlife running around with boxing gloves on looking for Jihadi John. Isis must’ve shat them self :giggle1:
     
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    I’m actually afraid he will start an influx of Isis fighters coming to Ireland looking for a fair dig. Maybe put them up against the Provo’s because I don’t have the knees for it. He should keep it shut starting all this trouble. In fact I’ll kick his balls after school. :48:
     
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    :56:
     
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  19. Valhalla Thus spoke Batistuta.

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    This is somehow even worse than I was expecting :56:

     
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