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Cumbernauld annoys me

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by hiphopaddict, Nov 6, 2021.

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  1. hiphopaddict

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    Welcome to Cumbernauld. The Jeremy Kyle holding pen
     
  2. McChiellini..

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    That might as well be Russian to me :nonono:

    Ken is a close second :42:
     
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  3. hiphopaddict

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    Ken is Barbie's man. Leave him oot of this
     
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  4. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    Lazy speakers in Belfast also say this. Irritates me as most just call it toilet.
     
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    East Kilbride is the same for the fake Glaswegian act.
     
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    It's a gray, soviet looking *.
     
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  7. hiphopaddict

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    It * is aswell. Soviet Russia all over the back. I dont know how they find their way hame fae the pub when they're pished. Every hoose looks the same. Every street looks the same. And it is a bit like Chernobyl.
     
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    Get thie same thing down here..

    Worst I remember was in ibiza some * telling me and my pal's he was from North London. Asked him where abouts and he said Milton Keynes:56:

    Rhyming slang patter off the tongue as well..

    Needless to say he got terrorised and * off..
     
  9. Twisty Rodgers out !!! Gold Member

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    Gonny be going round asking everybody to say toilet now :84:
     
  10. Twisty Rodgers out !!! Gold Member

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    Bonnybridge is a wee hun shitehole.






    Cumbernauld is a big one
     
  11. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Noddieland is a shithole. Glad i moved.
     
  12. Twisty Rodgers out !!! Gold Member

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    So are we .... :ange:
     
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  13. rudebhoy67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Bonnybridge :56:or is that Boanybrigg?

    Awa' an ride yer cousin.


    Again.
     
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    Mental eh? Two Glasgow overspill towns and the accent is sorta glaswegian.

    How the * did that happen. :56:
     
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    :40::101:
     
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    thinking the same:56:
     
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    I’m in Kirky, you travel literally a mile up the back road to Kilsyth and folk are dinnae ken liking all over the shop.

    I find that utterly bizarre but I suppose there has to be a normality cut off point somewhere.
     
  18. hiphopaddict

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    *????
    Aye exactly mate. Kilsyth is a weird wan. They are kinda half and half. Then you head doon the road to Banknock and they speak like us. Kelvinhead might be the cut off I think
     
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    I was brought up in Kilsyth and they don't talk like that. Paul talks *.
     
  20. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    Full of Glaswegians.