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Prince Philip is actually dead this time

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  1. northeast67

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    Some very funny stuff came out his mouth over the years
     
  2. paulo123

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    weekend at bernies springs to mind.
    The auld * was sent to the taxidermist years ago, they just wheel him out now and again to show face.
     
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    It will be held in the first Scotland game with 12000 fans in the stadium...
     
  4. John Bhoy79 What chance have you got against a tie and a crest

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    Sky sports, the champions of the BLM campaign currently covered in heroic images and words of praise for a man who racially insulted pretty much every nation and people on earth during his lifetime.
     
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  5. Garrymac1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Missing Masterchef the final because of this *!

    * raging man.
     
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  6. StevieBhoooy!

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    Some beauties here...

    1. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Beijing, during a 1986 tour of China.

    2. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Stoke-on-Trent, as offered to the city's Labour MP Joan Walley at Buckingham Palace in 1997.

    3. "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf." Said to a group of deaf children standing near a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.

    4. "If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes." To 21-year-old British student Simon Kerby during a visit to China in 1986.

    5. "You managed not to get eaten then?" To a British student who had trekked in Papua New Guinea, during an official visit in 1998.

    6. "You can't have been here that long – you haven't got a pot belly." To a British tourist during a tour of Budapest in Hungary. 1993.

    7. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

    8. "* fool question!" To BBC journalist Caroline Wyatt at a banquet at the Elysée Palace after she asked Queen Elizabeth if she was enjoying her stay in Paris in 2006.

    9. "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." The Prince's verdict of a fuse box during a tour of a Scottish factory in August 1999. He later clarified his comment: "I meant to say cowboys. "I just got my cowboys and Indians mixed up."

    10. "People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still drying out Windsor Castle." To survivors of the Lockerbie bombings in 1993.

    11. "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves." During a trip to Canada in 1976.

    12. "A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now that everybody's got more leisure time they are complaining they are unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want." A man of the people shares insight into the recession that gripped Britain in 1981.

    13. "British women can't cook." Winning the hearts of the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961.

    14. "It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right - are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!" On the issue of stress counselling for servicemen in a TV documentary marking the 50th Anniversary of V-J Day in 1995.

    15. "What do you gargle with – pebbles?" To Tom Jones, after the Royal Variety Performance, 1969. He added the following day: "It is very difficult at all to see how it is possible to become immensely valuable by singing what I think are the most hideous songs."

    16. "It's a vast waste of space." Philip entertained guests in 2000 at the reception of a new £18m British Embassy in Berlin, which the Queen had just opened.

    17. "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After glancing at business chief Atul Patel's name badge during a 2009 Buckingham Palace reception for 400 influential British Indians to meet the Royal couple.

    18. "If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." Said to a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.

    19. "You ARE a woman, aren't you?" To a woman in Kenya in 1984, after accepting a gift.

    20. "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" To a wheelchair-bound Susan Edwards, and her guide dog Natalie in 2002.

    In 1991 he told the German media: “In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”
     
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  8. Al Bootyerbaws

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    All this * on the telly today would give you the dry boke.
     
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    21. "You're too fat to be an astronaut", to a 13 year old kid who said he wanted to go to space
     
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    . "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." The Prince's verdict of a fuse box during a tour of a Scottish factory in August 1999. He later clarified his comment: "I meant to say cowboys. "I just got my cowboys and Indians mixed up."
     
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    Like something you would see in North Korea and laugh at...
     
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  12. The Phoenix Black Lives Matter

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    National mourning ffs

    Large screens of the * all over motorways across Britain and in city centres.

    Creepy as *

    And to think these people like to sneer at North Korea :celtman2:
     
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    One less parasite to worry about.
     
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    I don't get it either, I find working class people who worship them even more insane but they do. We'll never get rid of them (in England anyway) and it disgusts me that they get a penny of tax money.
     
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    I’m no fan of the man - quite the opposite really - but the fact of the matter is that he saw plenty of active service that put him in mortal danger.

    Doesn’t make him any less of a * though!
     
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    Aye he's dead we get it, get off the * telly
     
  18. StevieBhoooy!

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    :56:
     
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    This country wont ,,,, except ipox area...* they will be having a vigil there right now.
     
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    * what a miserable old sod he was.

    He won't even give us a bank holiday.

    As soon as Scotlands independent I will vote to abolish the monarchy. In fact I'd demonstrate - return Scottish soil to the Scottish people.
     
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