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All Hail our Glorious leader.

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by BathBhoy, Apr 16, 2020.

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  1. BathBhoy

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    Kim Il Johnson has defeated the decadent Western Corona virus, without any medical help. It has been reported that Kim Il Johnson was put into an ICU room, however the western propagandists admitt our glorious leader was never placed on a ventilator , so it's not possible that Kim Il Johnson was in an ICU room

    Our glorious leader beat this virus with no help from anybody else, espeacialy all those doctor and nurse western lackeys who are always crying, that they don't have enough cloths to wear. This is no time to complain about gowns and masks. Our glorious leader Kim Il Johnson, despite having the fashion sense of a colour blind peacock, managed to defeat Corona

    However our glorious leader Kim Il Johnson accepts that not everyone is as strong as he is . Therefor Kim Il Johnson has decreed that instead of giving people masks and gowns etc., they will be given a badge, this badge will remind us of our glorious leader Kim Il Johnson, as it will contain just one four letter word begining with C....

    Our Glorious leader Kim Il Johnson has sperm so strong that he was able to father many children, both inside and outside of marraige. (oops I think that bit actualy happened)

    When Kim Il Johnson got out of the ICU that he was never in, he won the boat race,and the grand national , and helped Celtic to win their 9th consecutive title, saying "Tell all the Huns you know, we're going to do ten in a row.
     
    BathBhoy, Apr 16, 2020
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  2. Celtic Frost God of Hellfire Gold Member

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  3. Celtic Frost God of Hellfire Gold Member

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    All hail our leader!!:notworthy
     
    Celtic Frost, Apr 16, 2020
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  4. pop47

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    You been hanging out with Cidermaster.
     
    pop47, Apr 16, 2020
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  5. jj81

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    Told you I don't like a fuss , a PM woulda sufficed , but as that's too late I'll accept all hails.
     
    jj81, Apr 16, 2020
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  6. Henrik 07 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Hope he dies.
     
    Henrik 07, Apr 16, 2020
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  7. Avatar Daizen The Last Hunskelper Gold Member

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    He definitely will.
     
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  8. Henrik 07 Gold Member Gold Member

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    I meant Bathbhoy no Kim.


    :fear:
     
    Henrik 07, Apr 16, 2020
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  9. jake10

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    Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, Pope Francis and a ten-year-old schoolboy are on a plane, that is going down. There are only four parachutes.

    Boris declares, "I'm the smartest person in the U.K the country needs me." He grabs one and jumps.

    Trump declares, "I’m the leader of the free world”,as he grabs one and jumps.

    The Pope declares, "More than a billion Catholics needs me," as he grabs one and jumps.

    Merkel looks at the boy and says, "You take the last one, you have a whole life ahead of you."

    The boys replies, "It's OK, there's two parachutes left, the smartest man in the U.K. took my backpack."
     
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  10. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    The doc's obviously did have point when they said self isolation would become a concern ..
     
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