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Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Dáibhí, Jul 13, 2014.

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  1. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Aye, I’d rather a shop that selt lockbacks and * tae weans....


    It’s a weans shop, wits there to be angry aboot ffs? :giggle1:
     
  2. Norm Peterson

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    Being expected to return to Preston more or less every weekend by certain members of my family. It's only a 45 minute journey, so not too bad I guess...

    Funny how they'd never visit me in Manchester though, and I'm expected to put the effort in to see them every weekend.
     
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  3. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Can they not travel to see you ?
     
  4. Norm Peterson

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    No, they always say how difficult it is... :56:
     
  5. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    Connotations of witchcraft and black magic.
     
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  6. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    Just out the house this morning and first two people I spoke to had just got Fleetwood Mac tickets. Not annoying but slightly jealous. Have so much on at the moment that concert going is not on my list. Will be amazing but no Lindsay Buckingham, so who to * sings Big Love?
     
  7. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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  8. celtic.Ghirl

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    Double standards.
     
  9. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    The sad fact that in my last few Posts i have talking about Drinking,but i am not drinking tonight:31:


    PS Tomorrow oh Bhoy i will make up for this!
     
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  10. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    It had been snowing here in yorkshire, Stocksbridge got some and the rest of us get a bit of slush. to celebrate the first snow of the season I........

    8:00 made a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. good idea i thought.

    8:15 So, I made a snow woman

    8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 The gay couple living nearby suggested it could have been two snowmen instead but ive run out of snow

    8:22 The transgender person said i could make the two into one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 as i started to make the one snow person the vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:31 more trouble as i removed the carrot i notice the snow folks are naked.

    8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended, i say im trying to please everyone.

    8:42 The neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. they think the snow person could have its own tv and radio show as it covers most areas of their diversification agenda.

    9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender whose bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services.

    9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are now marching down the street demanding I change everything.

    Moral: There is no moral to this story. just a thought, "what a world we live in today?" we'd all get on well if we just live and let live.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Stupid * in work, and if being stupid isn’t bad enough they then lie about * they’ve made a * of. Can you murder dolly * under diminished responsibility?
     
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    Cyclists who think the own the whole fukin road and all the pavements, lying fukin estates agents, when you ask for something in writing they ask you ....WHY.... becos i am fukin employing you,,, thats why ya lying *
     
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  13. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    The irony of * like this. :31: Obviously doesn’t even know what the white version stands for.

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  14. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Going to make a coffee and realising you have no milk in the fridge.
     
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  15. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Black coffee all the way for me. I like a latte or mocha from Starbucks as well though.
     
  16. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    I can have a black coffee I just don't enjoy it nearly as much. Prefer tea black though.
     
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  17. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Hayley McQueen the fat blimp. That poppy might puncture her.
     
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  18. Aidan O’Shea

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    I’m the complete opposite haha.
     
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    Not mad about black tea but would drink it if there was no other option.. don’t mind black coffee but prefer it with a small bit of milk.
     
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