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What are the new rules for flitting and chatting up women

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Miles Platting, Nov 1, 2017.

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  1. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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  2. Buster

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    @Miles Platting

    Why are you bothering about new rules, you didn’t bother with any of the old ones. :56:
     
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    He doesn't want to accidentally follow one of the new rules....lol.
     
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  4. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    Much more clearer back in the day, all the touching was appreciated more, they loved it, can't risk it these days, you can't even look at them without been labelled a pervert, just wrong.
     
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    You need to look like a pervert before they label you as one.
     
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    Take a picture of your tacky and chunky watch on the steering wheel of your car which shows the Audi badge and send(or post it on Instagram) it to your burd of interest
     
  8. s88 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Maybe I'm the odd one out here, but I find it bizarre that a person would have reason to touch another person.
    Outside of a handshake to introduce yourself, and a very select few other situations, physical human contact is just strange.
     
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    Maybe the binoculars are a dead give away
     
  12. s88 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Well I did say 'a very select few other situations.'
     
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    There's not a chance somebody can act like an absolute creep in a working environment and "not realise it". Everybody knows and has always known what they should and shouldn't do, people just aren't happy about not getting away with it anymore.
     
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    I just tell them, me, you, tomorrow, dinner, bang bang, be there.

    Never fails, women hate to admit it but they cream over guys who take charge like that.
     
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    Just be polite
     
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  17. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    The new rules are the same as the old rules.

    Keep yer grubby paws off of birds unless you’re a snivelling wee creep.
     
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    The next time a gorgeous honey with big jugs slaps my *, i shall press charges. :34:
     
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