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HUNOPOLY

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by auldbertie, Apr 13, 2017.

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  1. muffitO'tea

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    :giggle1: This thread is comedy gold
     
  2. Buster

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    You recently shagged your sister and now she is pregnant........pay maintenance for your son/daughter/niece/nephew for the next 18 years
     
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  3. Keano88

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    You just got home after another defeat.

    Proceed to beat your wife like a real ranjurs man.
     
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  4. Buster

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    Its trudishun
     
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  5. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    Go back 3 Divisions.
     
  6. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Rolled a 1 on each dice.

















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  7. Avatar Daizen The Last Hunskelper Gold Member

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  8. jake10

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    World class bus goes up in flames, go directly to jail you insurance scamming hun bastarts
     
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  9. StevieBhoooy!

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    All the pieces could be Masonic emblems and insignia.

    'Chancer' cards in stead of chance cards. - "SFA ignore your latest match betting allegations"

    'Club 1872 cards' instead of community chest. - " new terrace chant boosts morale, take £50 from another player"

    No banker as they can't get credit so two players have to act as in-house bankers and give loans from their own pot.

    There is an absent 'ghost player' who gets 85% of every bit of profit you make.

    Water company is free to land on.

    Media 'feel-good' joker cards that tell you you are doing well even when you're not.

    As well as houses and hotels, you can build a 'super-casino' in one kocation.
     
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  10. StevieBhoooy!

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    :57:
     
  11. pablo88

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    Good show:36:
     
  12. Al Bootyerbaws

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    Bank error in your favour collect a £2 million EBT.
     
  13. Twisty Rodgers out !!! Gold Member

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    If you lose, go away in a huff shouting " nobody likes me, I don't care" while greetin' like a wee cow.
     
  14. Finnie

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    Roof repairs - 2.5million.

    Do not pay


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  15. Tuco Gold Member

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    You've won two legs in Europe, give them to David Murray so he can do a runner before it goes * up!
     
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  16. Henke102

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    Package warning; None of the dice or monopoly pieces are edible. In addition to this, please be aware guest players may steal the bank notes mistaking it as legal tender.
     
  17. McGrory1888

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    Chance card - move forward one space, inform the player next to you that the Ranjurz are comin, move back two spaces.
     
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  18. Finnie

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    Get out of debt free card.


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    You are a glib and shameless liar. Go directly to jail.
     
  20. Bonobhoy

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    The Fenians are marching on....shout out "We arra people" and "the big hoose must stay open".......to advance to their level