Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Ah well its only a few extra hours.

Stop whinging ya big cow

 

Ye watched Room 101, hosted by Frank Skinner on Dave? * me wit a load a bollocks that is.

 

taking a day off work....
doing more on my day off than what i'd do during a working day....
the realization that my company could do without me.....

 

Ordered food over an hour ago and they added 10 minutes to the delivery time, the time has come and gone so I phoned them 15 minutes ago and they still haven't appeared, * starving to

 

Presented by * like Warwick who gets screwed out of all the good dwarf parts by Peter Dinklage. Heard he was raging about Game of Thrones: "*'s no even English"...

 

The amount of food ive ate today.

 

Same here, i look like im carrying a food baby.

 

How the * did Paul Lambert not have a more illustrious career?

Granted, he won the European Cup and played in some good Celtic teams but he was wasted at St. Mirren and Motherwell.

 

* that go abroad on holiday but can't stay off Facebook for 5 minutes to enjoy the * holiday. A lassie I used to work with landed in New York last week and she's put up every minute detail of the holiday up on Facebook. It's several status updates a day. If she'd get her face out her phone for a few minutes she might get a chance to enjoy the trip. Can't be that great a holiday if she can't put the phone down for a while. Fair enough post some pictures up when you get back but why even bother if you're just going to look at a tiny screen the whole time. I could not give a * where you have just eaten breakfast.

There always seems to be an inverse correlation between interestingness of a persons Facebook posts and amount of posts posted. Why do the planet's most dull * have to tell the world about every minutiae of their lives?

When you log into Facebook it says at the top of the screen: What's on your mind? Just had a * into a crispy sock.

 

My (former) girlfriend got grief from her friends when the two of us went away a couple of years back.

"Oh my *, you didn't upload any photos when you were out! We all thought you were having a terrible time!"

*.

 

I think there's something wrong with people who take their phones on holiday. Take a camera.

Last week a boy I used to work with took a diving header at Queen Street station and cracked his head. Up at the hospital he was told "we'd like to keep you in overnight". Because he didn't have his phone with him he left because his phone is a need rather than a want. Two days later in work he took a whitey and fainted. was taken to hospital and turns out he has a fractured skull. Stupid *. His phone is more important than the thing the holds his brain.

 

Disagree that people shouldn't take a phone, but the rest of that post is unbelievable. What a stupid * he was.

 

Yeah, he didn't even hang about that night to get a head xray. A whole 3 hours with no phone, perish the thought.


Edit: I found out about his head injury because he's another of those people who can't have a single thought without immediately putting it up on Facebook.

Why is it that genius philosopher types and people who's thoughts you'd actually want to hear never put them up on facebook?

 

Hate that *. I've told my mates when we're on holiday not to tag me in anything yet they still do it. Fair enough post a few pics when you're back.

 

The fact that i can no longer Onion Dance!

 

People holding in their sneezes and doing that stupid snorty thing

 

I was in a food coma last night.

2 large sausage rolls
4 rounds bread tuna
4 packets crisps.
2 Snickers
Spuds cabbage and a large steak pie
Bag of chips and chicken fillet burger


No need for the half of it.

 

You fat *

 

Yeooooo

And 3 coffees and 2 cans of diet coke.