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Did you ever have a porn mag

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  1. Buster

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    l was forever losing nude books..............planked them in the bushes for safe keeping and whenever l went back for them they were never there. :54:
     
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  3. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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  5. Scotia Gold Member Gold Member

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  6. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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  7. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Never ever bought or owned a scud book in ma life.

    Found plenty of them in the bushes. Always wondered what the first few pages used to look like......they were always stuck the gether.
     
  8. Rendog

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    That's funny I once found a briefcase in the bushes next to a busy road. Was praying for money, cracked it open and about 100 * mags spilled out. Kept about 3 of them because the rest were too sticky to open.
     
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    Kevin Bridges does a funny sketch about finding a scuddy in the bushes during a game of football, "match abandoned" :smiley-laughing002:
     
  10. FannyHaddock

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    Yes I remember your dear old mother was cleaning your bedroom and eventually found a bed on top of your stash of scud books :86:
     
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    Yes back in the day,and there was always some kid you knew who had a big collection,you thught at the time what a lucly * he was.
    They seem to have largely gone out of fashion.What amazed me was the ampount of different women that appeared in them!
     
  12. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    What amazed me was when I eventually got my Nat King there was nae big hairy bush :56:
     
  13. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    Just a * and balls? :icon_mrgreen:
     
  14. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    Just a hairy *, bamboozled me!
     
  15. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    When Paisley still had its Wimpy my wee sister got a Wimpy birthday party, I brought one of my pals along. Went into the bogs a found a mag behind the cistern in the cubicle. Went and said to my mate "go check what's inside the toilet cubicle" Remember being surprised that women were hairy down there because women were usually smooth skinned...:smiley-laughing002:
     
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    A couple of weeks a go one of the guys in work off for a minor op. Three of us going to see him in his house and take him up grapes, Lucozade and a "girly" mag for a laugh. One of the girls overheard us talking about who would get the mag and said she would get it.....................came back in with a Barbie comic. :smiley-laughing002:
     
  17. Buster

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    Its an age thing mate :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Aahh, the hairy pie! Them were the days. The old half tyre!

    Thank * for the internet. Although that said, i still have a few oldies with the Brazilian etc...kinda halfway house!
     
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    True story , all you young guys now have free * at the hit of a button ( and some disgraceful categories I'm led to believe ) but back in the day it was scud books till video recorders arrived . now guys at your work whispered " got a gid porny you want a swatch at it " aye says I . and so began a new world of entertainment ( after she went to her bed usually ) everything was fine till I got the latest and switched it on... picture the scene ( no I'm no gonny get caught with the boaby out ) but guy is cleaning the pool and said stunner was lieing on a sun lounger looking minted. leering glances then she beckons him over and it starts , in about her knockers mucho ooohs and ahhs then she slides down an * commences fekkin gid stuff !! guy ow lays her back an pulls down the bikini bottoms ............ SHES GOT A BIGGER * THAN HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    * lager spit all over the * telly as I'm scrambling the remote to switch it aff, * killed porny films for me .


    oh aye and the * howls of laughter when I got into work next morning , bastarts ,

    naw id never heard of shemales before .