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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by SwoopingVulture, Mar 7, 2016.

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  1. SwoopingVulture

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    Was super hungover at work today. Normally i'm quite a picky chap but today i just found every woman super attractive - what is this all about?
     
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  2. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    You were still drunk.
     
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  3. The Celtic Way

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    yer a chocker, * it off
     
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  4. SwoopingVulture

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    Hmm, both probably correct.
     
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    Age are you? (ball park will do if youre shy)
     
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  6. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    Adam again, why not just text him for now till he's old enough?:fear:
     
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  7. Ruxin

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    Hangover horn thats all.
     
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    :smiley-laughing002:


    Seriously, if there is a *, he is one sick *! The older you get, the more attractive women become, and the less likely you are to manage it, or even pull them!!!:smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Ballpark of 36.

    Also been single for a week.

    But it is very unusual for me to be that randy. I was in a meeting and, in between dozing, was fantasising about half the women in the room....



    And your mother.
     
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    The only decent thing about being hungover is the horniness.
     
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    :smiley-laughing002: It gets worse!
     
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    Hangover horn. * awful thing. If you're single.
     
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  13. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    Not if you have hands it's not.

    A single thalidomide then fair enough, shoot me now.
     
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  14. Markybhoy

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    :56:

    Hangover horn is so extreme that the thought of a hand shandy just doesn't cut it. It can be pretty brutal.
     
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    Fucksake :56:
     
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    My mate got the term double nugget in the urban dictionary as port between 2 people with no arms or legs
     
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