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What age did you lose your virginity?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by McChiellini.., Oct 19, 2014.

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  1. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    I lasted 20 minutes my first time. I came three times before I had my Thomas The Tank Y's off.
     
  2. McChiellini..

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  3. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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  5. NotTheMessiah

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    15, lasted a minute at the most.
     
  6. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    14, lasted ages because I was out ma nut on ecstacy and only stopped because some old * walking his dog spotted us in the field.

    Probably went hame and wanked about it the peado *.
     
  7. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    19 - im an ugly *.
     
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    He didn't say she was 14.
     
  10. Pinstripe

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    Cant remember, its a long time ago now....but I do remember I once lost my heart to a starship trooper.
     
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    He didn't say it was a she.
     
  12. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Didnt say it was a human...
     
  13. C2911

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    He did say it was in a field :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    That explains * crop circles then dintit?
     
  16. Airdrie Onion

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    flashing lights in hyperspace or what?
     
  17. Kerry Bhoy

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    Was 17 and it was a pleasant experience. A solid 5 minute effort. I don't think I've hit those heights since. :54:
     
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  18. Kerry Bhoy

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    :smiley-laughing002:

    Right I'm coming round.
     
  19. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    :97:





    Correct.







    I Did not.


    True.



    I did that.

    :smiley-laughing002:

    Ok ok, the old guy caught me * his dug.
     
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    You sure you had *?
    No ones first time is "pleasant". It's a * horrible, fumbling mess of an experience.