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If Someone Broke Into Your House...

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Dáibhí, Feb 1, 2014.

Discuss If Someone Broke Into Your House... in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Yes I would blow their brains out.

    Or just shoot them and then beat them to death.
     
  2. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Think I would rather beat them to death tbh
     
  3. Buster

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    Any cat burglar breaking in to my house would cause himself injury by tripping over all the * bags and shoes dropped at the door.
     
  4. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    I dunno, cats are pretty agile wee things.
     
  5. Vertie Auld

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    I'd stab them in the neck with a knife.
     
  6. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    No, it's not a an excuse to kill another human being
     
  7. Buster

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    Agile enough to negotiate all the * that's dropped by my three when they come in?
     
  8. Gabriel Beidh an lá linn Gold Member

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    The bigger dog is 6months old in that picture. He is Deerhoud/Wolfhound and is now a year old. I would not need a gun.
     
  9. InLennonWeTrust

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    Efe's gonna get ye
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  10. Seosamh Máirtín

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    I'd go after them with my Hurl.

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  11. bhoy1der

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    I bought a sword for Tai chi and never took it up, :icon_mrgreen:
     
  12. JasonMcG1888

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    I would use a bat more enjoy it beating the * out the * who woke me up was enjoying that dream ya wee *
     
  13. northeast67

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    I'd rip their head off
     
  14. TESLA Gold Member Gold Member

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    If they were goin round the bedrooms I doubt anyone would hesitate.

    Me neighbour put in one of those motion sensor light yokes round the side of the gaff a few months ago and while im glad its there the thing lights up half the * estate when it goes off :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    About a week before Christmas a guy tried my wee Ma's house and luckily it was only me in and once i heard the clubbing at the door and went down they scappered.
    The police came to assure my Ma of safety ect (well they were supposed too)
    They said that these people pipe themselves up with a concoction of tcp and other weird * so they don't feel pain and are able to punch through glass ect and sustain no injury.
    If i had a gun and i was in that position it would be intending to blow 6 inches off the top.
     
  16. TuffGong

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    2nd ammendment bro. You come armed in my house you're getting lit up like the 4th of July buddy. In * we trust.
     
  17. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4"]Theme Songs - Hulk Hogan - Real American - YouTube[/ame]
     
  18. TuffGong

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    Say your prayers brother
     
  19. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    I just hang a hun top in my window...everyone knows there is na cash in one of those.:smiley-laughing002: