Strangest place you have woke up

So your out on the sesh, you hit it a little too hard , black out and wake up....where?

Where is the strangest place you've woken up after a night on the sesh?

My mates bathtub is mines so nothing to outlandish.

 

When i was 14 i downed a bottle of whiskey and woke up on a park bench covered in snow. Body was blue and lucky i walked away, could have been worse!
Have woke up in an old bus with my duvet from my house
And by far the worst i woke up in a small villages public toilet with paper towels stuffed up my jumper, must have been for insulation

Need to stop drinking i think :icon_mrgreen:

 

After a night at the Munich October beer fest woke up laid across a row of the campsite communal wash basins. Have an old black and white picture of it somewhere but I'm no showing you bassa's it.

 

When i was about 16 i was cycling home drunk across a field and fell off my bike, next thing i knew it was 7 o'clock the next morning :icon_mrgreen:

 

In the doorway of Preston train station after a night out in Glasgow.

 

Doesn't matter how * faced I am, I always make it home to my bed, or at least home. Only passed out in the toilet during a whitey session that I can't remember. But the hangover next day was out of this world. * * that aftershock. Word to the wise.....don't order a quadruple aftershock for your last drink. Doesn't go down well.

 

in a puddle of pish

 

In the cells.

 

Got on the boat taking us from Shetland, had a lot of drink and woke up in a bed in stromness, Orkney. It was where we were supposed to be going right enough, in just couldn't remember getting there!

 

in the middle of the low green down ayr shore ......... long long time ago !!!!

 

The other week. Woke up in a bar/café around 9am with everyone eating their breakfast around me.

That was pretty surreal.

 

A load of us used to get the train up to Newcastle for the Rangers away games to watch them in the Irish Centre.

The Irish Centre in Newcastle is right next to Chinatown. After the last game finished we are all pretty smashed my mate popped out for some air and sat on the grass. Fell asleep and when he woke up the whole Chinese restaurant was stood at the window gawping at him. This would have been about three in the afternoon.
He then staggered down to the train station on his own. Got a train back to Northallerton and woke up in York just as the guard was saying next stop London Kings Cross. Jumped up legged it off the train and had to get the Mrs to go through and pick him up.

Have admit I have done the same after a Rangers away game and woke in Manchester before having to get the train back. Can be a very expensive day.

 

I always end up in my bed. More than enough times I was woke up after being out and do not have one memory of getting home and into bed but I seem to manage alright.

 

On a Farm

 

After a heavy night in Manhattan, I woke up in bed with a girl in a seminary a couple of blocks from the Empire State Building.

 

Cells

 

In a wardrobe.
Under a tree in the middle of nowhere with no shoes on.

 

Was best man at my mates wedding...great night but i woke up on the Sunday morning lying ootside a burds hoose that i fancied, I wiz lying on the road wae ma heid using the pavement as a pillow wae my kilt on, i only woke up cos it wiz pishin' of rain. I had a creak in ma neck all day

 

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ooft! * knows how long your kilt was a "tent" then if you were dreamin about her:smiley-laughing002: