Anyone celebrating the royal wedding

From their parents?

nahh. as a said, a don't care because it can't be proven it's your own exact dosh and as long as they don't rise and services and standards don't suffer because of it, it's just normal practice.

 

Sham.

Bigoted bunch of *.

 

could build a hospital with all that money

 

aaaah.. harry gettin back tae the royal roots eh?. another famous wedding took place on the 29th of april 1945... Adolf Hitler married Eva Braun in the berlin bunker. bad choice of date huh?

 

as long as there's no drop in standards

 

* no, They aren't our king and queen or Royalty for that matter.

 

Hoping that a certain Mr Fagan gatecrashes it

 

am i buggery

 

i got some ideas from this video haha

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV8MwZbvmqQ[/YOUTUBE]

 

I canny wait! I went to Somerfield petrol station to get my bunting and flags, I have my union jack y fronts and union jack tie laid out for tomorrow

I also plan to have ahem, relations with a horse which bears remarkable resemblence to the Anglo Saxon aristocracy and hopefully we will reproduce a Princess lookalike and then for later I have lined up a wee cracker in the shape of a German dwarf variety of pony and it is an absolute stick on that we will call the foal Elizabeth.

i then plan to celebrate my britishness by hating green cars, green pens, green trees, green stems on plants, anything that looks or sounds Irish. I will also hold a very public one man remembrance Friday ceremony on behalf of our heroes and insist that Celtic observe my minutes silence whilst I play pooh sticks at the river singing Rule Britannia as my chosen craft sails down my british river where my ever so british ships were once built.

If anyone objects to me observing my britishness I will start an orchestrated media campaign of oneupmanship in order to drag a football club into the blame game and it their fault for not being british enough for my liking!

 

* sad how yer not allowed to not give a * without being branded a wannabe irish or a * *, FTQ.

 

Says who? I'm not celebrating it, they can go * themselves.

I'm not a bigot by any means. I'm simply not interested in watching these people get married. I can think of better things to do with my time.

 

fans of 'that' team, 'aw yer british deal with it' blah blah blah, over £70m a year of hard-earned taxes these * take a year, * them and their union.

 

this * wedding is doing my head in im having a media black out tomorrow ftq

 

I can't wait for the Royal Wedding. I believe my street is having a street party after the wedding. It will be a great event.

 

yer getting closer

 

why cant you wait whats so good about it ?

 

That there is going to be a street party and an excuse to get drunk.

 

best thing is a day in the pub