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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Paul67, Mar 3, 2011.

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  1. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    5000 v's to the winning caption.

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  2. Col

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    Diouf - "Is this the way to the Blue Oyster"
     
  3. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    "No, I'm not leaving the pitch until that madman is in the Celtic dressing room"

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    "Is that a bird?Is it a plane?"........Naw Diouf,it's a treble:50:
     
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    * I didnt know how ugly the huns are!
     
  6. The Celtic Way

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    awe naw please dont tell me they are all doing the brooney now were can i hide guys take the jackets off they will spot me:50:
     
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    (Diouf) "Why are they not clapping me? Im Diouf for * sake, don't they know who I am?"

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    Steward on the right - "Holy *, what the * is that ugly thing?!:88:

    Diouf - "Daddy?"
     
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    "Lads, any chance of letting me borrow 1 of your hats, look at the state of my hair, some * must of broke into my house and left me like a badgers minge in winter and I'm getting a roasting from 60,000 fans, I canny take it anymore I'm away hame!"
     
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    is it safe to come out of majstorovic's pocket yet?
     
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    *Said in a Little boy's voice*
     
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    ive been looking for the goal for the past few games now is it over here
     
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    Diouf: Right you two. I was thinking of starting a village people tribute. I can see we already have a policeman, you can play a construction worker in your high vis jacket, i'm being the military guy as i have always had a thing for guys in uniform. Do you guys know anyone else who might want to join?

    Police officer: There's a guy over there i am sure you could ask. He's sat over there in the dugout. The both of you take a look to see what you think but don't make it too obvious. For * sake i said not too obvious.

    Diouf: Which one.There's a few guys over there. What's he look like?

    Police officer: Wee guy with ginger hair

    Diouf: You mean N N N Neil Lennon?! I can't ask him. He's a thug and a racist. I should know cos i read it in the daily record and the sun so it must be true.

    Police officer: Right then your safest bet is Mr Mccoist. I have heard he's into dressing up in ladies attire but i'm sure if you slip him one from behind as a thank you he'll be up for it. He's also good pals with Kyle Laughatme and Vladmir Weiss who definitely look the types that would love to join.

    Diouf: Right then that's that sorted. You two fancy going to bennets then back to mine for a "coffee"
     
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    Diouf " I`m looking for the famous Rangers Dignity, have any of you seen it ?"

    Steward " You won`t find it in there ya tramp, just full of knuckle dragging orcs like yourself "
     
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    Steward looks at huns and says ok they're the only * that "Just cant get enough of you Do do do dododo :52:
     
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    Diouf: I shouldn't of walked up to they huns, there is so many! Its an eyesore!!! STEWARD TURN AROUND!!!!

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    Steward: OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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