The Sun

Is there any actual journalism outside of skimming the 'net anymore. Today's 'paper has TWO stories taken directly from these fair pages. Front page is Stuart Dougal at the Masonic Lodge and the other is the Bumble Top thread.

Alleged reporters, if you're reading this (which you probably are):

Go do some real * journalism, you lazy *.

 

And while you're at it, can you do a wee trivial story about me?


....on 2nd thoughts, no, you'll be camped outside my maw's door looking for scandal. Forget it.

 

theres no difference between the sun/star/mirror. if you read them all the have the same articles almost written identically

 

I reckon we should fabricate a fake transfer story, of staggering implausibility, just to see if we can get it into the red tops. We could be that mysterious "source within Parkhead" they're always alluding to.:icon_mrgreen:

 

kenny miller back to celtic?

 

probably more chance of miller hammer!

where do these links come from? just journalists picking names out of hats?

 

I hear Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi both want a move to celtic, they are both lifelong celtic fans as well!!

 

"Leckie in rim job libido shock"

A little headline for tomorrow.....

 

Bob the builder and Thomas the tank engine were spotted at easter road on sunday in the celtic end. Sorry i have no pics

 

I agree totally, because you see it in a newspaper doesn't mean it's true especially the Sun.

 

I'd rather believe Messi was coming to Celtic than any of the pish coming from that rag.

Also Gordon Smart is a * *. Your 'exclusives' are 2 weeks behind the internet, so stop thieving off it.

 

The Sun is gutter journalism at it's worst. The self-righteous, Little-Englander * they peddle day in, day out is staggering.
It's the newspaper equivalent of a * Chelsea fan stumbling around Benidorm in Union Jack bermuda shorts, singing (badly) * Save The Queen and telling the locals and anyone else how they should be grateful they're not speaking German.
They suffer from the worst kind of spineless 'Italy Syndrome' (find out whoever's winning then jump on the bandwagon)
You'd get more believable articles in the Daily Sport.

 

You'd think with slow death that print media is suffering, newspapers would actually try and improve the quality of their produce. There will soon be a generation which scoffs at the notion of picking up a rich, old, white man's manual of rhetoric and doing anything other than wiping their * on it.

 

Some mighty fine reading in the Daily Sport, if you have the willpower to look past the images :icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen: