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FUNNY /STUPID THINGS YOUR OTHER HALF SAYS

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by tim park, Apr 30, 2009.

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  1. Marie Bookmaker

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    Ah c'mon guys.....tell the truth....you love us and our stupid comments and questions :icon_mrgreen:
     
  2. Rossenspeil

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    True

    I still * myself every time i think of all 3 of those tho :icon_mrgreen:
     
  3. tim park

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    thats just fantastic m8 :50::56:
     
  4. Cfc-Ghod

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    I dont have another half :54:

    only on bebo and its a guy :54:
     
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    maybe it's cause of your fascination with *? lol :56:
     
  6. Cfc-Ghod

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    might have something to do with it :56:
     
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    * :56:
     
  8. MartyC

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    my mates gf once asked him " how are you supposed to rewind this" after watching a dvd.

    me and my gf were in edinburgh and i stopped to ask a cop if this was king street we were on he said yea, my gf came in and asked "on both sides of the road"
     
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    oooft :56:


    Reading through about a movie we where going to watch onIMDB she goes "It says this is a black comedy and it,s there,s mostly white folk in it ?"
     
  10. celticrsmith

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    after watching a dvd, i hit eject but she piped up...

    "arent you going to rewind it?"

    several tumbled weeds later, i laughed! bless her cotton socks lol
     
  11. MartyC

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    lol when i was quite young that actually confused me a little as well
     
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    an ex asked me?

    how many players on a football team?, "11", i said,
    then why is that player wearing number 22!??

    Gobshite
     
  13. tim park

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    Q.name a beatles song with four letters

    A. YELLOW SUBMARINE

    couldent make it up
     
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    At least you grew out of it mate I,m forced to listen to daily bouts of stupidity with this one .
     
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    lads, was lying out my back garden two summers ago with the burd. SHe looked up at the sky and got all confused. What confused her was.... both the sun and the moon wer out.
    I asked her whats confusing about that.

    her words were i * you not!


    'Arent they both the same thing, like at night time the sun turns around and becomes the moon and when its daytime it turns back to be the sun.' She was 18 at this stage.

    i will never let her live it down.

    the proof!! :p
     

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    i dont have another half so i will just tell you stupid things i have said

    i once called margaret thatcher the iron maiden, i thought birth marks was where they put the holy water on you when christened and i thought the police vans that said dog branch, meant they were the vans that drove around picking strays up off the street
     
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    We have a winner , fantastic mate :56:
     
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    :56::56: That's made my day.

    And so has that! :56:


    My friend's ex used to ask some really stupid questions:

    Her: Why is it that we can still get money out of the hole in the wall on a bank holiday?

    Her bf: Because it's an ATM.

    Her: But what about the little guy sitting behind the screen? Doesn't he get a holiday too?
     
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    So do any of the guys feel brave enough to enlight us with stupid things you've said or done - I'm sure there are plenty :icon_mrgreen:
     
  20. tim park

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    sitting in a pub i was introduced to 2 guys with the same first name,i said "are you brothers"

    they looked at me strangly and another guy said ,AYE DAVIE THERE MA COULDENT THINK OF ANY MORE NAMES

    you had to be there,i felt like a right P---k