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The drunk thread!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by irvy7, Dec 8, 2005.

Discuss The drunk thread! in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. topbhoy1967

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    ya * - moving trees
     
  2. hoopymo

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw[/youtube]

    Hasslehoff is gettin done for sexual harassment for that video.
     
  3. Ryan 67

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    My old maths teacher used to watch and show us that video constantly. It's fair to say he's a bit of a freak :icon_mrgreen:
     
  4. Jungle Bhoy

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    sounds like the winter months at Direct Holidays/Thomas Cook.

    So boring, no internet access in our area of the office, just access to the passenger info etc, so from 9.30 to 5.30 the best fun was pinging elastic bands around the place :54:
     
  5. hoopymo

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    I thought he said "JUMP ON MY *" in the beginning.


    Pffft pish job.
     
  6. topbhoy1967

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    get yerselfs a job as a company director.

    delegate all day and post on TC whenever you want - braw
     
  7. DobbinS 1888

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    :56::56: sounds good wit one you work in because whenever ave been in to any of the ones in East Kilbride there usually half dead
     
  8. Jungle Bhoy

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    the hoff video/song, brilliant! :56: loved that when it was out :56:
     
  9. Jungle Bhoy

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    nah, was in the head officice, not a travel agency. Job was in flight scheduling, * being a travel agent lol.
     
  10. hoopymo

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    JUMP ON MY *!

    Would have been a much better song.
     
  11. Jungle Bhoy

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    I agree :56:I'm sure you can improve the lyrics of the whole song, starting with JUMP ON MY *. get to work hoopy! :icon_mrgreen:


    Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
    No thank you sir-ir
    Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
    No thank you sir-ir
    Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
    I know your ga-ame


    How can you say that, we've only just met




    You're all the sa-ame
    Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet
    I got you then
    No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
    And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death
    Well, I don't know-ow
    Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
    And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

    ooh, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
    jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

    jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
    C'mon and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your ow-own
    Well maybe I wi-ill
    Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense
    But you best keep still
    Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence
    No need to get smart
    Well alright we'll soon be on our way
    We better start
    What for?
    Because it's such a long way
    Why, where d'you live?
    I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles
    Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile
    Oh, no I'm not
    Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say
    And what's that?
    Get out the car, get on your way

    Get out of my car
    But you just said that you'd take me home
    it's just too far
    But there's no way that I can get there alone
    I couldn't care less
    Maybe I could see you next week
    But you look a mess
    But look who's talkin', you've got no right to speak

    Get out of my car
    You told me that you were a really nice guy
    Well I aint
    yeah,Get out of my car
    Get out
    Get out of my car
     
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    Those lyrics get really bugging when they are forced upon you.
     
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    Evening bawbags !!!!

    I is *, and I is only going to post in the Drunk Thread for the next few wee whiles. far too much gayness on the main forum for my likeing, get WGS to * this, drop (Insert) that.

    Lets just get mortal and enjoy ourselves !!!!!!! :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    This guy reminds you of half of Glasgow :56: only there worse

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkuY-J3RLEE[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    Drunkis not theword,
     
  16. hoopymo

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    Jump on my *, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and
    Jump on my *, it's too far to get pumped on your own
    No thank you sir-ir
    Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
    No thank you sir-ir
    Oh little girl I wouldn't lick your pie
    I know your ga-ay


    How can you say that, we've only just met




    You're all the sa-ame
    Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her * yet
    I got you then
    No you didn't, I was catchin' a cold
    And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'r * full of mold
    Well, I don't know-ow
    Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
    And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and i won't cry

    ooh, jump Jump on my *, I wanna ta-ake you home
    jump on my * , it's too far to get pumped your ow-own

    jump on my *, I wanna ta-ake you home
    C'mon and jump on my *, it's way too far to get pumped your ow-own
    Well maybe I wi-ill
    Ah, that's better now, your talkin' right
    But you best keep still
    Well, if you like I'll just do a big *
    No need to get smart
    Well alright we'll soon away miss stubby
    We better start soon baby
    What for?
    Because i have a huge chubby
    Why, where do y'all live
    I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles
    Hey slow down, you must be jokin' i hope you don't have piles
    Oh, no I'm not
    Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say
    And what's that?
    Get out the car, get on your way

    Get out of my car
    But you just said that you'd take me home
    it's just too far
    But there's no way that I can get there alone
    I couldn't care less
    Maybe I could see you next week
    But you look like *
    But look who's talkin', you're a * state

    Get out of my car
    You told me that you were a really nice guy
    Well I lied you bint
    yeah,Get out of my car
    Get out my fukin motor
    Get out of my car
     
  17. Jungle Bhoy

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    :56::56:brilliant!!!

    mission passed hoopy :icon_mrgreen:
     
  18. Ryan 67

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    :56::56:
     
  19. Fancy Pants

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    Much was that like?
     
  20. Renegade T

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    you bams are not drunk