10 four year olds full of E numbers with axes V you

After a recent brush with the mad squad from my way I put to you this question.Who would win ?

If you would win how would you do it ?

 

the wee ones theyd just chop the ankles off you then turn you into mince and feed you to their rotweillers and pitbulls

 

they will need more than e numbers to beat me

 

Dunno mate the fruit shoots are pretty hardcore up this way

 

I would kick the * out of them.

 

Trick is to pick one, grab him and start swinging him around by the ankles, using him as a club to batter the others with.

Works every time :icon_mrgreen:

 

I,m sure as you are picking the weapon child up the rest would be happily hacking away at your ankles with axes

 

That's a fair point Pancy....nasty * 4yr olds.

I'll have to think of another ploy of defeating the evil horde!

 

take the axes affa them and then take them out lol

 

Id knee the wee * in the face.

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Then buy a gun and finish the job

 

Via the shops the wee * would chop you up screaming

"get me a * can of irn bru "

 

guys ,guys we are not using our heads here,,

mimic the noise of an ice cream van ,thats it there gone ,no chopping ,no fighting ,no deaths ,no court case ,no tax payers money being wasted,no social workers, ect ect
job DONE

 

Hmmm

Run like a big jesse then.

 

I'd use my twin MP7's. No contest

 

Throw a murdered cat at the leader. Works every time.

 

does it have to be murderd,,would just being dead not do?

 

buy veg pakora from my local shop,we used to buy it when there was no bricks available ,it did the same job

 

Mate I see the thought of an axe has through you .Remember they have E numbers ffs

 

i am out of here,i am starting to sound like you,,bye have fun

 

I take it you've just been subjected to a kiddies birthday party...