Post something you learned today

Pigs really do smell rotten.......

 

Never been that close to a policeman, so i wouldn't know

 

I had just parked in an empty car park , not another fuking car in it. A woman drives up and parks in the next bay .

 

elephants canny jump.

 

That’s a lie, I’ve definitely seen Gemma Collins jump into a pool.

 

yep, that was a challenging *.

 

The huns get an obligatory penalty every other game they play

 

I would really like Laura Miller to sit oan ma face.

 

The ‘vinegar’ they use in chippys isn’t real vinegar, it’s a non brewed condiment.

 

I've told you to leave her alone, she's mine. You stick to wee buckled mouth.

 

Watching her on the news last night and tonight she looks like she has stuck on a fair bit of weight. An * like murdo mcleod but I would still give tongue punching her farter a go.

 

Greenland has a higher murder rate per capita than America, it’s also one of the worst for rape and violent crime on earth.

 

You watch that too?

Couldn't believe that when I heard it. Mental. Great series.

 

Aye mate, I thought he was going to get done in the South African jail.

 

What is the series called, sounds like the * (wife's words) that I would watch.

 

Thanks mate.

 

I'll be watching that next!

 

That South African one is the first one out of the whole 5 series I've genually thought he was in bother. Scary *.

@LV426 the first series with the Irish boy isn't as good, jump straight to the Raphael Rowe ones