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Lies your parents used to tell you

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Callum McGregor, Oct 2, 2019.

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  1. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    It’ll drop off if you don’t leave it alone :fear:
     
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  2. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    Carrots are good for your eyesight.
     
  3. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    All those Peanuts are for Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Never had them the. Then they were for New Years Day. Never had them.
    Turned out they eat the lot over that festive year when me and my siblings had gone to bed:31::56:
     
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    No they won't,they'll make you baldy,i'm the living proof.:old:
     
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    When I asked where did babies come from I was told "Woolworths".
     
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    You Wait till your dad gets home boy!!!

    :56::56:used to * myself, then my dad would come home and not have a clue what I was up to :56:

    Fell for it everytime though
     
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  8. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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  9. Idioteque I’ll laugh until my head comes off

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  10. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    If you don't get to your bed the bogey man will get you. (a comforting thought to go to bed with )
     
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    If you do not go to bed on time Goosie Goosie Gander will come and throw you down the stairs breaking your neck!
     
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    I was about 6 when out with the ol' Da and I found a banknote lying in the street. Being a kid i'd never seen one before and asked my Da what it was. He took one look and said, " Of that's foreign money and not worth anything but for being honest here's two thruppeny bits, so you can buy yersel' some sweeties.

    Only found out many years later I'd actually found a £5. In the early 60's that was an absolute fortune.
     
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    :56: ruthless

    I used to get told to look out the window to see if Johnny dark was there cause if I didn't go to bed hed come get me

    Then there were the * banshees. couldn't walk round the house with out the lights on for years for fear them oul bags would see me and throw their combs at me

    Sent from my SM-G903W using Tapatalk
     
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