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Cheats And Cheating Topic

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by cidermaster, Jul 26, 2019.

  1. cidermaster

    cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    What are your different experiences on all different types of cheating from all walks of life.
    Of course you cannot get many if any bigger cheaters than the Huns!
    Anyway I am on this Darts Forum and one of the cool dudes does these cool match predictor comps we are currently doing the World Matchplay. Anyway to cut down on a long story some idiot changed his predictions during play!! Got caught got cross got banned:56:
    I mean what is the point in cheating,not only are you disrespecting others you are cheating yourself!
     
  2. TimFloyd

    TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Once downloaded a Wallhack and aimbot for battlefield 4

    Not going to lie... It was hella fun.
     
  3. auldbertie

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    Only one answer to this buddy , it's better to play fair and lose , than cheat to win . There just isn't any satisfaction in cheating . Unless you are a hun
     
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  4. Johniebhoy.

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    The well heeled cheating the tax system and getting away with it.
     
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  5. I’m sure we all remember Ali Barber, who cheated his way to the 1995 mince pie throwing contest title. Every one else in the competition was throwing the pies, but Ali barber was using his famous fruit bat to bat the pies gaining more distance.
     
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  6. packybhoy

    packybhoy Administrator Administrator News Writer

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  7. cidermaster

    cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Yes I remember that Corrupt final well,shocking is the word. Both the Judges took big back handers to look the other way and Ali scooped the £160,000 first prize!!
    Luckily the following year Scotland’s greatest ever sportsman Jock McMack Mack Mack McMac won a cheat free contest the following year and went on to win the title for 6 straight years!!:36:
     
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  8. An Madadh Rua

    An Madadh Rua

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    We can all accept that cheating is wrong but there are occasions when I have to smile at some of the classic cheats...the inventive ones like Boris Onischenko who rigged up his sword to register "hits" on his opponent even when he missed; Michel Pollentier who concealed an elaborate system of tubes under his cycling shirt to give a false urine sample; the female Belgian cyclist who had a motor built into the frame of her bike...and the comical ones like the early Tour de France riders who hopped on a train, got towed by cars, put tacks on the road, felled trees (like * Dastardly) or put itching powder in rivals' shorts. Cheating has been around as long as people and although I think it is deplorable a small part of me is interested to see what the cheats will come up with next.
     
  9. An Madadh Rua

    An Madadh Rua

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    And then there are the epic fails... IMG_20190828_181037.png
     
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  10. Vinnie BBQ

    Vinnie BBQ Justice is lost Justice is raped Justice is gone.

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    Rt, Rb, Lt, Rb, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
     
  11. The Prof

    The Prof Administrator Administrator

    I used tae cheat at Monopoly, fingers were never oot the bank money, just had to have that hotel on Mayfair.... :52:
     
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  12. Callum McGregor

    Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Colleague of mine always knocks shots off his golf score, despite the rest of us counting his strokes.
     
  13. Officer Doofy

    Officer Doofy Come to me, human man Gold Member

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  14. Sean Daleer

    Sean Daleer Ten Thirty

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    Minty. That's more than a football forum needs to know.
     
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  15. MagnificentSeven

    MagnificentSeven Charly Musonda CSC

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    The burd I went with in primary 4 cheated on me with a new boy that came to the school.

    I took the billy bear meat out her play piece one day after it. Should’ve seen her face when she opened her packed lunch box & bit into a bit of bread with no billy bear meat.

    Daft wee cow.
     
  16. trip2themoon

    trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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  18. honda

    honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Theres that eating contest guy who cheats online. Watched furious Pete catch him. All his cups of drink was filled with burgers :56:

    Played a local golf tournament and caught the guy in our group marking his score card wrong.

    Used to wall hack on counter strike... was fun :56:

    Also went on habbohotel as a kid, became the richest * on it. Easy to rig the casino dices in the rooms. Got what I deserved and got hacked. Lost 400 throne things :56:
     
  19. Mr Cleansheets

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    My old football team (The Dartford Town Sewer Pigs) motto was: we would rather cheat and lose than play fair and win.

    Favourite golf story - mate of mine's an excellent player and years ago we used to play at Royal North Turramurra which has a fiendishly difficult par three. The tee and green are like two distant mesas, and in between is a gully that slopes away to the left then drops off a cliff into thick mulga. Naturally, that mulga is a fearful hook magnet, no matter how straight you've been playing.

    This particular day, as usual, I've hooked the * down into the mulga. My mate expected me to take a drop but sod that. I said I was out of balls so I had to go find it (totally impossible). So I climb down the cliff (into thick mulga up to my chest) with a seven iron and a spare ball in my pocket. After a minute, I yelled out: found it! Then I whacked a tree with the club while simultaneously throwing the spare ball in the general direction of the green.

    From above, I hear a whoop of amazement, and when I climbed up the ball was about four feet from the hole.

    To this day, whenever the subject of golf comes up, my mate will always talk about the greatest shot he ever (thinks he) saw. And to this day, I always wait till he goes for a * before telling everyone else the true story. He's the only poor * whae disnae ken.
     
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  20. Dannybhoy81

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    Generally cheating is wrong but then there is Diego Maradonna
     
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