Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Benzema.

 

When the dog Slabbers all over you when u are trying to eat your dinner.

 

about 10 million driving ones

 

Brendan's orange tie in the banner.

 

Is it not his red and white Liverpool one?

 

People not indicating.
people turning left from the right hand lane.
people doing 15mph in a 30 zone.

I could go on and on

 

* is the "Poppy Lottery" ?

 

A lottery you'll never forget to put on.

 

Never felt more of a teuchter than I did today driving around Glasgow. Give me single tracks over this mayhem any day.

 

Women that complain I take ages to text back.

Do you not understand I drive for a living you * mong

 

I just like to know you're safe x

 

Naga Munchetty thinking she knows everything. Just tell us the news and shut up.

 

Then I text back yes and I rear end another truck and I'm decapitated,truck in front is smashed in to cars filled with families.

I'm dead so are others, countless families ruined nothing will ever be the same again.

I hope you're happy you got your text back and can't sleep at night because of a completely made up incident.

 

* of a lot easier to get up n get the train after a win than a loss.

 

£14.40 for a return train ticket from Prestwick to Glasgow *?! Last time I don't think I paid more than a tenner

Edit £14.40 to sit and watch the woman in front of me put on make up and proceed to take her hair straighteners out and straighten her hair.

Was hoping we would get to Glasgow with her looking like the joker and 3rd degree burns on her neck

 

Old folks at work who befriend you so they can bore you to death about their grankids, then go in a huff if you can't be arsed to say hello all the time. * that life.

 

My dug. Think he can sense when I can't be arsed walking him so sniffs everything and goes slow as *.

 

James Arthur

 

Kerplunk.

Bought it for the wean yesterday. It takes ten minutes to set up a game and one minute to play it.