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Facts of Life

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Liam Scales, Aug 13, 2013.

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  1. TESLA Gold Member Gold Member

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    When you wake up after being on the beer you will always, always feel like youve embarressed yourself, said something thick or have harmed the world in some way ha
     
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    We need a strong sevco :56: sorry i just had to

    You always never have enough money
     
  3. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    No one has ever said "I'm never drinking again" and meant it.
     
  4. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    On that note, decisions made during a drunk hangover are always detrimental to yourself
     
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    Me and my mate have that :smiley-laughing002:
     
  6. Twisty Rodgers out !!! Gold Member

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    People always say a newborn child looks like one of the parents ... even though they all looking the same and * all like any grown person.
     
  7. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    The only person a newborn white baby looks like is Winston Churchill. I argued this point to my sister when my niece was born. OK she has a chin dimple like her dad but other than that Winston Churchill.
     
  8. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    All newborn babies look like an alien, just been squeezed out a * n'all.
     
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    Packets of crisps go out of date on a Saturday.

    Your bed always feels more comfortable when you have to get up.

    You can't buy history.

    Unplanned nights out always end up a great laugh.
     
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    Austerity kills
     
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    Guns dont kill people, its the person holding the gun.
    'MERICA
     
  12. ILoveTheCeltic

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    :smiley-laughing002:

    I do that everytime, when I feel pure thirsty when I get up "I need a drink" inside about 10 minutes ive drank water, milk, ribena, lucozade, irn bru etc then for the next hour I lie in bed feeling sick at all the mixture of stuff ive just drank.

    Mind once I went into asda will still half drunk but hungover, drank a can of coke and then a latte thing them ones in cartons, was in the middle of drinking lucozade when I knew I was going to be sick and had to run from the back of asda out the front, never made it and had to stop and be sick on the floor, just walked out in shame. I went in for food and ended up drinking 3 things not paying for them being sick in their shop and leaving :52:

    Always feel when im hungover i need to taste different drinks to feel better and always end up more *.
     
  13. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    I spend at least £25 quid on a Chinese every single time I'm rough as * and feeling like that and take about 2 bites.

    I just look at the menu, get over excited and order everything Salt and Pepper/Chilli on the menu
     
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  14. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    same... :smiley-laughing002:

    or

    shame... :52:

    :56: :56: :56::56:
     
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    What the * is a chinky? Ignoramus

    Could a mod deal with this?
     
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    Mixing your drinks really does * you up as I'm finding out today :sicksmile
     
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    The PC brigade are a force to be reckoned with.
     
  18. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    According to my Uncle from Hong Kong it's where I better order my food from anytime I'm in one of those states since he makes a fortune off of it :56:

    Although I'll be sure to let the family know you're offended on their behalf, it'll be a touching moment eh? :rolleyes:
     
  19. Gordybhoy1967

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    I'm not offended, I just hate racists.
     
  20. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    And enlighten me how that is racist?