Facts of Life

celtic will never pay £5million for a striker.. sorry fin :'(

 

if it tastes of chicken keep on licking, if it smells of trout get the * out

 

And who can slam down the weights the loudest!

 

FC Sevco play pig-ugly football.

 

A find that very disrespectful doing that to someone else's equipment. Usaully want stick my elbow right in there * jaw.

 

If you walk into a deli and there's no-one there, there will always be a queue of at least 10 by the time you go to pay for anything...

 

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

 

There is no crab in crab sticks

 

Think I ate that during my 2 week holiday, boilersuit is far tighter around the stomach area than I remember it being 16 days ago.........maybe it shrunk.

 

There are also no sticks, the lying *.

 

Some * will always sit next to you on the bus/train when there is loads of empty seats

 

Strawberry soap doesn't taste of strawberries.

 

Third one about spellcheck isn't it :smiley-laughing002:

 

We are all going to die

 

Mythbusters !

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/sneezing-eyeballs-pop-out.htm

Kinda done that on the plane last year travelling to Melbourne I was on the first plane to Manchester and I was like why the * they put me beside someone when the plane is so empty! looked at my ticket right at the end of the flight and realised I was on the wrong row.

 

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If you are a Celtic fan you have the great ability to judge what team (Celtic/Rangers) someone supports without asking them.

 

Which may get slightly worse with each passing year.........i hear!

Yes!







Also, when on a bus, your stop always comes too quickly when you have a bus hard-on!