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Two premiership footballers houses robbed

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by daryl-allison, May 21, 2009.

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  1. daryl-allison

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    News just in -

    Police have confirmed that two premiership footballers had their houses burgled on Saturday night..........

    Ryan Giggs has lost 70 Wales caps, 11 Premiership medals, 2 Champions league Medals, 1 Eurpean Cup winners cup medal, 5 Fa cup medals, 1 league cup medal, 2 world club championship medals, 8 charity shield medals, & 1 super cup medal.

    Fernando Torres has lost a kettle & a toaster.
     
  2. Jeannie Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56::56::56:
     
  3. The Joker

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  4. DobbinS 1888

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    dont really find that funny TBH as Torres would have caps in his house anall so why would they not have taken them, hes also got a Euro 2008 medal :rolleyes: quite * one thats been thought out if you ask me
     
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    If you really want to get technical Giggs never got 70 caps, he got 64.
     
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    KIRK BROADFOOTS house got broken in to and the thiefs left a tenner
     
  7. daryl-allison

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    it was a joke thats all doesnt have to be serious does it ?
     
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    :56::56: another cracker :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    And one of these...


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    I heard the joke on real radio ages ago except it was broadfoot and danny mcgrain instead of torres and giggs
     
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    Hahaha :56: :50:
     
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    Really bad.
     
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    Nah mate when they broke into Broadfoot's house they actually did rob his kettle and toaster...dont want him doing any further damage with these dangerous items:50:
     
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    It's just a ripoff of the Broadfoot one. This one isn't really even that funny because Torres is really, really * good and has done plenty with the Spanish National Team.

    The joke in this situation is that Pienaar has recently become the 1 billionth player in the city of Liverpool to have his house robbed. I think this is where people tend to put that saying... erm "* scousers" or soemthing like that.
     
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    Aye, badly thought out joke tbh
     
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    Naw its sound mate just pointing that out that it has a flaw, which in my book doesnt make it that funny. Obviously im in a minority though as everybody else seems to like it :50:
     
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    But how can you say Torres lost a kettle and a toaster, when he's got caps and a euro 2008 winners medal as well (thats not including if he won anything at Atletico, which i doubt)

    It has to be somebody thats won nothing for it to have an effect. its basically just been ripped badly off of that broadfoot one.