You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

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  1. Bonobhoy

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    Actor R Lee Ermey has died,the full metal jacket actor was 75

    RIP

    Great movie,one of the best.


    Incidentally,he wasnt suppose to play the Drill instructor for this movie he was an actual marine drill instructor and was on set to help with the actor and his lines,that actor was supposedly a * on set and never turned up much,Kubrik then decided to play R Lee after he stepped in for a day and blew it out the water.....getting an academy award.


    Good actor....sadly missed.


    Class lines:

    Well here`s something you won`t like, Private Snowball! They don`t serve fried chicken and watermelon down in the mess hall every day

    Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's * and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated.

    What is your major malfunction *? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

    You climb like old people * private pile!


    You like the kind of boy who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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  2. Bhoyata Gold Member Gold Member

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  3. packybhoy Gold Member Staff Member Gold Member Super Moderator

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    Didn’t realise he wasn’t an actor. He played that role so well and was instantly hated for being such a *. Sign of a class actor when they can reel you in like that. A first class performance. RIP.
     
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    Ye,such an iconic movie that.

    He did some other good movies as well,tbf...not as big as that though

    The Frighteners
    Se7en
    Mississippi Burning
    Toy Story
     
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    Thought this was a thread about morelarse. :67:


    R.I.P
     
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  6. Keano88 Geez another treble.. Gold Member

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    RIP. He always will be remembered for his performance in FMJ. Absolutely oustanding and a modern art masterpiece.

    btw @Bonobhoy, class avatar mate.
     
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    Was in Texas chainsaw massacre too, no ? Played the creepy cop.
     
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  10. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    what height are you ?
    5 feet 9
    I didn't realise they piled * that high.

    amazing.... R.I.P.
     
  11. Vinnie BBQ We're Brewin' Gold Member

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    First seen him as a helicopter pilot in Apocalypse Now. But will never forget his FMJ performance.

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    R.I.P.
     
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    Sorry to hear this. Will always be remembered for that legendary performance in FMJ.
     
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    Was great in "Evil Women" basically played the same character but a old gym teacher iam sure , great comedy about Neil Diamond
     
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    Holy Jesus... what is that?






    WHAT THE * IS THAT?!