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Your Funniest Insults for them...

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Celtic_Daft1888, Dec 27, 2019.

Discuss Your Funniest Insults for them... in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Bayern Bru Gold Member Gold Member

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    “New number who dis?”
     
  2. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    You probably had to be there but I nearly cracked a rib when somebody shouted at Stuart McCall. "* you straw baws"
     
  3. MagnificentSeven Charly Musonda CSC

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    Ye should’ve been a * stain on the bannister til yer maw slid doon it.

    Suck ma baws ya horrible fat hun puddin!

    IRA.
     
  4. Dalbeth3

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    I know Celtic fans who have great grandchildren older than your club. ...
     
  5. Seán Mac D Gold Member Gold Member

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    Your sister is your mother,
    Your father is your brother,
    You all * one another,
    The 'Rangers' family

    (To the tune of the Addams Family, clicks optional*)
     
  6. Buster

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    Tell him you've found one of his group family photos with his girlfriend, sister, mother and aunt and show him a picture of a single family member
     
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  7. rudebhoy67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Rose's are red
    Violets are blue
    Your clubs died
    And you're a *
     
  8. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    I don’t believe you.
     
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  9. Celtic_Daft1888

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    Aye you do
     
  10. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    Naebdy does mate.

    Old firm for one. Hun mate for another. Nae comeback to top it off.

    That is a trifecta of nonsense that if you are serious either means you just had a lobotomy or you fell from a really high height and broke your fall with your cranium.
     
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  11. Maestro 08

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    A best mate who's a rangers fan, that always gets the better of you every old firm game.

    Your words pal.

    I'm predicting you're a dafty from 'elsewhere' if you're not then hang your head in shame.

    The *, if he exists probably reads this site so your comebacks will be clamped anyway ffs.
     
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  12. charlietully

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    Always remember much hilarity amongst their support when we appointed Dr Jo Venglos as our manager whilst they had the mighty Advocaat, ex Holland manager. Anyway, a Lubo inspired Celtic beat them 5-1 and a new chant was born "I'd rather be a Doctor than a *".....
     
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  13. Celtic_Daft1888

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    Ok pal
     
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  14. Celtic_Daft1888

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    Ok pal
     
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  15. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    Ach I was only yankin yer chain mate.

    You only need one comeback.

    Yer clubs deid mate, beat it.