Worst film you've ever seen?

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  1. GazF1888

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    1st time in a cinema I'v seen half the folk walk out because it was that bad. The bizarre camera angles actually caused motion-sickness.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxEsaAbPAGg

    Abysmal is being kind.
     
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  2. Mr Shelby I am the son and heir Gold Member

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    Expendables 3. New one to the list, watched it last night.

    Also, what's that one with Will Smith and his son when they crash land on an alien planet in space? That was * rotten.

    Talking of Will Smith, I Am Legend and Wild Wild West are also up there. He's had some shiters.
     
  3. albashamrock

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    Meteor starring Sean Connery. His worst film by far.
     
  4. Vertie Auld

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    After Earth.
     
  5. Vertie Auld

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    Anything by Michael Bay.
     
  6. albashamrock

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    Battlefield Earth as well. I couldn't even finish that movie.
     
  7. Wicker Bhoy

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    Apart from The Rock, The Rock is good.
     
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    I hate Rotten Tomatoes with a passion some of the scores are ridiculous though.

    Marley & Me another shockingly bad film.
     
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  10. PaulM1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Zoolander is absolutely * *. I don't give a * how high your cinematic horse is, if you think a fantastic film consists of Ben Stiller pulling stupid faces for a couple of hours you need punched in the throat. Hard.
     
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    Opinions.

    Funny things.
     
  12. Vertie Auld

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    No one in the world should be of the opinion that No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood and The Grand Budapest Hotel are some of the worst films ever (which is what this thread's supposed to be for - not just 'oh, I didnae enjoy that film' :smiley-laughing002:).

    The Grey, Kick-* and Trance are all watchable, at least. They all have some redeeming qualities.

    Zoolander's probably the hardest to defend. Comedies split people. I don't particularly mind Zoolander. I think it's a pretty decent satire of the fashion industry but I can see how people find it intolerable. :smiley-laughing002:
     
  13. Vertie Auld

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    :rofl:

    Yes!
     
  14. KRS-1888 The Bridge Is Over

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    Snitch'd was better than There Will Be Blood.
     
  15. Vertie Auld

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    Don't talk *. :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    I didn't like grand Budapest hotel but can definitely see why people do like it so much.
     
  17. HoopswithPride

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    That new Tom Cruise Syfy * fantasy set in the future pish. Turned it aff after 20mins.

    Guy should retire and live off his past glories.
     
  18. Vertie Auld

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    Edge of Tomorrow?
     
  19. Keano88 Hoops we did it again! Gold Member

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    Oblivion probably..

    Trailer looked no bad I thought, not got round to watching it though.
     
  20. HoopswithPride

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    Aye, Oblivion. It's maybe as much the type of film. Never get my heid round that type of film.

    Cruise does my box in as well. Wasted that wee Katie Holmes bird.