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Worst film you've ever seen?

Discussion in 'TC Media' started by Cathairbhoy, Aug 30, 2011.

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  1. Officer Doofy Come to me, human man Gold Member

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    Don't know what to make of Valhalla Rising. Perhaps the weirdest film I've seen.
     
  2. Sonny7

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    You not like Sci Fi? Its probably my favourite genre along with action
     
  3. Sonny7

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    Done that with The Big Labowski:smiley-laughing002: Not funny at all. Twice I've turned it off.
     
  4. Saul Goodman Gold Member Gold Member

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    Not really, not mad into sci fi/fantasy films, I can't think of any sci fi or fantasy films that I would consider near my top 10. I dont mind them though, I'll watch them the odd time for a change.
     
  5. Mr Shelby Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    Not my style at all though.

    If that's what your into then you'd probably love it.:smiley-laughing002: The whole dark, gloomy, gritty theme done nothing for me.
     
  6. Saul Goodman Gold Member Gold Member

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    See now The Big Lebowski is my type of comedy, * myself through the whole thing:smiley-laughing002:
     
  7. Sonny7

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    Fair enough then:50:


    It wasn't rubbish just wasn't hilarious that a heard it was. The second time a got about 40m in then switched it off.
     
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    Yeah likewise, with the exception of Eraserhead that I barely made it 20 minutes into. I stayed till the end of Valhalla Rising but didn't really like it that much. Mads Mikkelsen is a top class actor but I could have done with a bit of dialogue in there somewhere. Only * Forgives (and Drive) has the bare bones crime thriller plot in there if you go looking for it, but Valhalla Rising just seemed to have no plot beyond this guy travels from A to B.

    Also I've just seen people mention The Big Lebowski in this thread. I'm done. Worst offence yet.
     
  9. CelticBhoyDavid

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    I don't think I could pinpoint just one worst film that I've ever seen, but these are just some of the truely awful movies I've seen...

    Wrong Turn 3, 4, 5, & 6
    Knock, Knock
    Death On Demand
    Fear Dot Com
    Hannibal Rising
    V/H/S 2 & V/H/S: Viral
     
  10. Zander Gold Member Gold Member

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    Why the * would you watch up to wrong turn 6 if the others were so bad? :56:
     
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    Pretty much every London gangster flick.
     
  12. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Rubber

    There Will Be Blood

    The Birth of a Nation

    The Social Network

    World War Z

    Munich

    The Keith Lemon Movie

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
     
  13. Wicker Bhoy

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    I can't believe I've just seen a list that contains garbage like The Keith Lemon Movie and Paul Blart alongside The Social Network, There Will Be Blood and Munich.

    * Munich.

    Your cinema pass has been revoked. Move swiftly on to repeats of The Big Bang Theory and eat your soggy cornflakes.

    Munich.

    Sometimes I just hope ISIS wins.
     
  14. Jozo The Provo

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    There was this one with one of the twins from faircity and a few from Crushproof about a joyrider from up north who's in a race to Dublin hoping to start a new life with the 1000 euro prize money :56: :56: that's not even the stupidest thing that happens in it it was just completely ridiculous from start to finish think it was called Race or fast

    I'd still watch it again tbh
     
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  15. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Uhm....I've changed my mind now?
     
  16. Wicker Bhoy

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    I know you haven't. I know your lying, or worse.

    Nothing worae than a liar who doesn't like Munich. Except maybe Kenny Miller, Kenny "Bhoy".
     
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    anything with Jason Statham and/or Steven Seagal.
     
  18. Davie Bhoy

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    Can't stand that *. Would love to punch him right in his stupid cunty face! probably get my balls booted afterwards but it would be worth it
     
  19. Vertie Auld

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    To be fair, it's probably the subject matter, rather than the filmmaking that he didn't like. It's like American Sniper.
     
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  20. Vertie Auld

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    I did that with The Hobbit. I started, so I finished. :smiley-laughing002: