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  1. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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  2. KRS-1888 The Bridge Is Over

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    A relative was posting some amount of * about Muslims and immigrants since the Woolwich incident,before I removed him from my friends list I noticed he'd posted something along the lines of 'Just had a cracking big kebab there,now for more drinks #love Fridays'

    What a *.
     
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    'Aww Kieran shows your guns. Why do I hear this all the time? From boys aswell'
     
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    I hate the girls who feel the need to take a picture of themselves everyday, looking and dressing the same, before they attempt everyday tasks.

    Like 'going to school rawr' 'ready for shopping!'

    I want to shoot them.
     
  5. Twisty I'm a good clown Gold Member

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    Pic with jacket on = 5 likes

    Pic with * half out= 10000000 likes

    What the * is with wee lassies posting pictures with mad saying on them ? Or all the stupid banners with song lyrics or other cheesy * like that ?

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    Or just burds in general that have waynes at a young age, I have 4 sisters and all they do is post pictures of their kids ... NON STOP! I like it cuz its my family BUT all burds do it when they have a kid and it takes up a good amount of my wall. Most are single mothers that convince themselves they don't need a man to be happy " I have my baby" blah blah blah, dub it hen. single mums are the easiest to bang as they are more vulnerable FACT haha

    Swear down though if you look at my "pictures your tagged in" I'm in none of them, just pictures of all my neices and nefews taking over my page. I hate when someone asks if they know the phone number for a business like a takeaway .... your online, * google it ya * rag !!
     
  7. CELTICgirlSRB

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    I hate when people post photos of things they eat.
    I hate people who post photos of their kids. Cool, I understand they have relatives far away, but can you just send photos only to them, or make an album which can be seen only by them.
    I hate people ( especially pathetic teenage girls) who post million of their photos everyday, and posting statuses about their activities:

    9.00 I had a bath.
    13.00 I am eating with my love.
    16.00 At the gym
    18.00. I had a shower
    19.00 At the cinema
    21.00 My love has just bought me a present, thank yo uso much. (photo of it and tags)
    23.00 I love you baby, good night.*
    Than he replies: I love you too. xx
    I hate pathetic.
    * sake, do they know for inbox or SMS.

    But the best thing is when someone likes someone else's photos and their partner attacks them because they like someone else's photos.
    "Why did you like 12 photos of her, but you didn't like any photo of mine?".
    And then, that conversation which goes on and on...:56:
    it always amuses me.
     
  8. CELTICgirlSRB

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    They play for CFC just to reach the EPL. No love for CFC as deluded fans think
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    And of course, I can't stand guys who take photos of them in front of the mirror. And of course, their new phone must be seen.
    And photos of couples in front of the mirrors and the newest model of phone.
    I left a guy because of that. :56:
     
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  9. Senna s1979 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Hmmm impressive.

    A/S/L?

















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    I hate people who just sit on a phone on Facebook,Myface,Twitter and the like all day. Height of ignorance when you're trying to have a conversation.
     
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    *Picture of a seriously ill child*

    1 like= 1 prayer

    those * can get to * trying to exploit something like that for like shamelss
     
  12. Senna s1979 Gold Member Gold Member

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    STFU while i update my status ya *. :bbpd:
     
  13. Big Mick Earth's Best Defender Gold Member

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    I don't have facebook but i have a mate who's nose is never out his phone with it. If i'm around him he'll post where we are and what we're doing. It irks me.
    Before this * existed would he have sent out a mass text to every * he knows to tell them we just had a burger king? * no. *, i hate him :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Was going to give this a thread of it's own but might as well post it here.

    Checked one of my 3 alternate e-mail addresses this morning since I got banned from sigames forum (again) and had an alternate account on that email so I checked it for the user name.

    I never have any emails with that account - maybe 1 or 2 spam a month.

    But when I checked it I had 1300 unread in my inbox - all from Facebook. Some wee * had used my email for his Facebook account without needing to verify it thro the address.

    Reset the password thro the email account and managed to get on his Facebook.

    The wee fud was a 14 year old Ned with the same name as me from Blackpool. :56:


    You should have seen the stuff I seen on it and his private messages - I really with I had screenshotted it before I made it inaccessible for him.

    Will give you a brief overview

    He had about 5 convos with lassies around that age going at the one time and was trying to pull all of them - and failing miserably.:smiley-laughing002:

    I was just about to pull the plug on the account when I noticed a pop up in the chat I went along the lines of:

    "This is Kayla's mum, if you ever send a picture of ur * again her Dad will cut it off. "

    Was * buckled :56:
     
  17. CELTICgirlSRB

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    Me too.




    And those facebook "loves", hahahahaha.
    They love each other on fb, but they do not say "Hi" to each others when they meet. They probably can not recognize themselves from all that photoshop.
     
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  19. Vinnie BBQ Justice is lost Justice is raped Justice is gone. Gold Member

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  20. CELTICgirlSRB

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    All good until you don't like your own status, photo comment. :86: