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Worst Ever Facebook Status ..

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Rossenspeil, Mar 11, 2012.

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  1. TIM O'Brien

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    "Need someone to roll with me tonight, getting bored of always rolling solo lol"



    Right so your fed up that you have no friends.. So instead of getting some you decide to let everyone you know, know That you have no friends...:97:


    Also! Why talk like your "From da hood" Your a wee white ginger guy ffs!!:31:
     
  2. Rtw

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    Why are you all still friends with these people :97:
     
  3. GAZZAR88

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    Deleted it....wish MSN messenger was popular, that was quality back in the day lol
     
  4. therealfenian

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    FFS :31: :smiley-laughing002:
     
  5. Armagh-Bhoy

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    One just seen there now
    'is it possible to survive without your kidneys'
     
  6. therealfenian

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    There's always one * whose preaching on there.

    This posted this morning by a man:

    Nowadays most guys don't appreciate a good woman.

    Shut up ya shirtlifter.
     
  7. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    Guys who post * like that are generally aiming that towards a burd they're trying to get there nuts off. If it works, good on them.
     
  8. The Golden God I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds Gold Member

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    "Get the mails in"

    "Who's mailin is"

    [​IMG]
     
  9. MonTheCeltic

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    This.
     
  10. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    My wee cousins do that, does my * in. Seems to be a younger * thing.
     
  11. The Golden God I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds Gold Member

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    Yeah. Seems sad as * asking for people to message you. I'm not exactly popular but I'd never sit on facebook or twitter and ask for random people to start conversations.
     
  12. Al Bootyerbaws

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    Anythin involving Krispy Kreme donuts, all weekend my news feed was full of this pish.
     
  13. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    Wee cousin swears you get your nuts quite regular off of the back of it, so fair play to the boy.

    Think it must be like the old if you give me a * you an go in my MSN name.
     
  14. KingInTheNorth

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    People who go on other people's walls and post "mail me x". Why the * can't you just mail them yourself?
     
  15. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    People that say "Da" instead of "the"..."I went to da shop"...Aye * of back there then.
     
  16. Rossenspeil

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    I have a girl on my friends list who rotates the following 3 status' every day:


    'Skool run' (at 9am)

    'Skool run' (at 3pm)

    'Away to bed .. shattered' (around 10pm)


    Exciting life that needs to be shared I guess ...
     
  17. Blocks

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    Logged onto Facebook at lunchtime only to see this status on top of my screen

    Getting a pee sample from Molly was easier then I thought, did it first time when I thought it would take all day

    Thank you for sharing that during that lunchtime, nice to know you've managed to collect some * and thanks for sharing that fact when I and many others are about to have some coffee and toast



    Now I do realise the small irony in me posting this during some of your' tea times when you yourself may tucking into some Meat and Veg and maybe even a larger, but I've never been one who likes to suffer alone
     
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    Just seen these couple from the same person;

    Lol not worked in ibrox since September, just got a p45 through in the mail.. I'm officially unemployed again :/

    Love checking the mail I get at home. Apparently if you go into uni 3 days out of a month they don't count that as attending the course :/ saas saying they no paying the tuition fees no more. Woops!

    Holy *, today is just not my day! The tattoo on my wrist that I had been hiding from my mum just got spotted tonight. I need to get back to Edinburgh and go to sleep.

    How interesting ... :rolleyes:
     
  19. Celticbhoy111

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    "someone pm me im bored"

    :97::97::97:
     
  20. KevMan

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    That usually means "Inbox me ya * *, I want some cybersex now!".