wee fireplace i built last few days. headfuck

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  1. Lion1961 Administrator Administrator

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    An Ardoyne man who knows a Hun and would give a Hun work? :43:

    Anyway one warning has already been given to quit the insults and trying to be funny. Jack it in right now or a wee holiday will be given. I'm a * tiler by the way but pretty handy with the :banned: hammer.
     
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    It was a joke, it back fired. Meant no harm in it as I told him I was doing it. The only other tiler I know who I could pass the work onto is a Hun who happens to live in lenadoon strangely. But still a Hun.
     
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    Jokes are fine and let that be an end to it.
     
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    You’ve just got tae...
     
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    Looks like something from Game of Thrones.

    Are you a grand maister?
     
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    Think this makes me the Daddy in here now . . .
     
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    Not bad but teh 2 headstones(upright stones) and that large corner stone ruins it. O and that daft * clock right in the centre :nonono:
     
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    Probably the catholic hun i know. * called to my house in Ardoyne in a gers top in the late 80s and my da was going to kill him and was going to kill me for being anywhere near the daft *. Strange aul *, his da was on the run and in the RA and think he did time in the cages, and theres his son running about with a * gers top on. Should have kneecapped the daft * for even thinking about it. Probably not the same fella because this one couldnt lay on a bet never mind a set of tiles. Think he flips sausage rolls and hotdogs somewhere now. TBH thou, apart from that balls in the gers top years ago, hes not a bad aul *. HEs even seen sense is now a part time celtic man, ya know one of them who has never set foot in parkhead.

    Come to think about it, smokie is probably him just doing abit of trolling.
     
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    :54: ah don't have a fireplace , fekkin radiators .
     
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    To many * running about in rangers tops in the 80s 90s in our areas.
    This guy married a girl from Divis\grovsner area. He's a good tiler but a hun all the same.
     
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    My fireplace has one big hole in the middle, any tilers tell me how to fix that ?
     
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    Couldn’t beat this wee number. Comes with its own wooden surround and plug.

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    Remember ours had a bar not working. Like a * idiot i decided to touch it to see if it was getting warm.
    I never done it again.
     
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    Always shouted at not to put my hands in. Never did but I’d put plastic soldiers, toy cars or matchsticks in. Wee *!:39:
     
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    A lock a turf outta lidl will sort dat out for ya hey
     
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    I used to melt chocolate digestives in front of it!
     
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    That works well.:50:
     
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    When my ma and da bought their house in ardoyne we moved in and it had one of these for few weeks untill we got the heating sorted. Forget what it was but i dropped something down the back of teh fake coal, got a stainless steel knife to wedge it out the back and hit the electrical component and was stuck to the * thing which seemed like a life time getting electrocuted:eek:. Have nightmares even looking at one of the * things now!