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wee fireplace i built last few days. headfuck

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by leeso-ardoyne, Mar 11, 2018.

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  1. smokie899

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    One who doesn't know his stone from his ceramic or porcelain. Difference between a tiler and a good tiler :93:

    Are you living in ardoyne.
     
  2. leeso-ardoyne

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    What ya mean one who doesnt know?

    Do i live in Ardoyne, do i *!! You couldnt pay me to live again in that * kip! Loved the place growing up in all the madness but never again will i live in it. Sad to say, It doesnt have the highest suicide rate in the north for nothing!
     
  3. smokie899

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    Aye you were probably put out of Ardoyne because of your personal hygiene, ya tramp.
    See your wee funny hammer emoji, it's not funny. So tell me where your living and I'll come see ya, because Ill knock your * in ya *.
    So tell me where ya live. Just pm me and meet me anytime.
    * stone Mason, more like stoned moron.
    I'm on the Springfield road won't take long to find ya.
     
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  4. ourdaywillcome! Gold Member Gold Member

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    * going on here?! :56:
     
  5. CymruBhoy

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  6. Captain Brown Gold Member Gold Member

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    A bit early to be on the peeve, no? :56:
     
  7. smokie899

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    What da * peeve is that a joke. Give the stoned one a bit of advice on how to patch the wee holes up and he replies with a load of *, no joking ffs. First he's a stone Mason then a tiler. One of them multi tradesmen IE * cowboy.
    Duck him he'll probably be on later and be a black belt tiler. * joke.
     
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  8. Seán Mac D Gold Member Gold Member

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    In fairness leeso does sound like he knows what he's talking about.
     
  9. Pablo87 Gold Member Gold Member

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  11. smokie899

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    In fairness lesbian sounds like he knows it all.

    Fixed
     
  12. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    Right knock it on the head. Not too sure what’s went down here but this thread or forum is not the place to be throwing around threats and abuse.
    * sake call each other * and get over it. 2 Belfast bhoys, ffs lads, calm it down you aren’t * 10.
     
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  13. leeso-ardoyne

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    Its sound, this one must be sniffing his mates panties to much and its gone to his head. Mad man he is :giggle1:


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  14. leeso-ardoyne

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    You know it makes sense sean :)
     
  15. Seán Mac D Gold Member Gold Member

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    Only on TalkCeltic could someone showing off a fireplace in their gaff turn into a barney about who's the better tradesman. Pishin mysel :57:

    Never change TalkCeltic, never change.
     
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  16. smokie899

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    Ffs your a bore. there hasn't been a, meet me here, I'll be meeting you there, wearing this, im wearing that, I'm in the taxi, where da * are you, im outside this shop, what shop as I'm outside this shop, I'm waiting, it's raining hurry da * up, I'm in the taxi, I'm pumped, I'm tooled, thread in ages lol.

    Ps lovely fireplace, now get the gaps fixed :84:
     
  17. smokie899

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    That's what it sounded like so decided to make a joke of it. The sensible one didn't want to play along :39:

    Offered to get the man some work if he was still living I. Ardoyne. He's not so have to give it to the other tiler I know and he's a Hun :mad:
     
  18. leeso-ardoyne

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    Mad man yee. You must be on poitin or the gear early.
     
  19. Pablo87 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Aye so eh.....Nice fireplace mate :50:
     
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  20. Idioteque I’ll laugh until my head comes off

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