Toast

Pâté is superb!

 

It's an ootsider, ya roaster!

 

Loves me a bita toast.

Hate it when * butter their toast and leave shitloadsa crumbs in the butter though.

The good lady is the world's worst for it.

 

Does a day ever go by where you're not grassing some * up?

 

Reported for sexual harrassment.

 

Ach, you're asking for it with what you're wearing, ya wee *.

 

Ha, just stired a memory, my wee granda * rest him, used to go absolutely bonkers if you done that to his butter

 

Always knew you were a rapist.

 

Quite * right! I think that people forget bread goes blue - moulded after a short period, the crumbs are no different even when laying on a bread of delighful salted Lurpak.

 

It's not rape if you're asking for it.

 

Hmmm......so not only are you a super tout, you're also a deviant sexual predator.

A special place in British politics awaits you......

 

Good morning toasted lovers.

Ignore the two posters anove wjo have hijacked our toasty thread with their love spat.

 

Depeneds where you're from i suppose.

Heel.

 

Even worse, * that leave jam in it or * mustard

 

Princes Sardines in Tomato Sauce are absolute heaven on toast.

 

I eat toast and cheese at least once a week as well. But I have toast and eggs nearly every day, boiled and mashed up in a cup with butter though.

Toast is sound.

 

I had an unhealthy habit of every night before bed when I stayed at my grans of two slices of plain bread toasted, smothered in Nutella, a big mug of tea and a leaning tower of Pisa stack of tea biscuits.

Slept like a champ

 

Toast and melted cheese with two cups of tea. Every night we stayed at my gran and papas. Always woken up at 7am again with my papa making the same again for us.



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Leaving jam in the mustard is the real sin.