this really works

Think of a letter between
> A and W.
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Repeat it
> out loud as
> you scroll down.
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Keep going . ....... .
> Don't stop . . ..
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Think of an
> animal
> that begins
> with that letter.
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Repeat it
> out loud
> as you
> scroll down.
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Think of
> either a man's/woman's
> name
> that
> begins
> with the
> last letter
> in the
> animals name
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Almost
> there........
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Now
> count out
> the letters
> in that name
> on the fingers
> of the hand
> you are not
> using to
> scroll down.
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Take the
> hand you
> counted with
> and hold it out
> in front of you
> at face level
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Look at your
> palm
> very closely
> and
> notice
> the
> lines
> in
> your
> hand
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Do the lines
> take the
> form of the
> first letter
> in the
> persons name?
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> . Of course they * dont.......
> .
> .
> .
> .Now smack
> yourself in the head, get a life,

 

LOLOL quality!!

 

LOL
very good

 

I have to admit I did aswell heres another thing similar to that:

read these and don't look at the answers - be honest etc:

(1) If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an abortion?

yes or no ? choose NOW
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one

(2) It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading
candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice ?

A, B or C - choose NOW

ANSWERS BELOW

















ANSWERS

(2) Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:

(1) If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven, it's his mother.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year

Can you guess which organization this is ? go on












u know yet ?















It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The
same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new
laws each year designed to keep the rest of us
in line.

 

i posted it on another forum see if they are stupid enough to try it :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr

 

Im gonna stop reading back through the archives...sitting in work like a right mullett holding up one hand trying to think of a name begiining with "X" (cos i chose tyrannosaurus rex for the animal BTW"...

Workmates think im going nuts.....staring intently at my hands whilst wiggling my fingers...

*...nice one though...

P.s.. noone else at all online....i,m getting sadder by the day....LOL

 

i sat here doing the same thing staring at my hand trying see the first letter

 

i love it when a plan comes together

wee tip

any thread i start outside of the celtic chat forum is usually to take the * but don't tell anyone else.

 

you're the comedian on this site!
some of the things you'd do are hilarious!

 

LOL...your secrets safe with me mate....wont tell a soul...

 

it's safe with me, and the rest of the members on this site!