Things people say(in person) that leave you gobsmacked

You done better than I would have managed by saying that, I would have just laughed at the *.

 

I can understand why people dont speak up, i pulled someone up about calling a kebab shop owner a * * oand 10-15 mins later he turned up with 5 or 6 mates and i got stabbed 7 times for my trouble.

Still wouldnt stop me personally speaking up, but can see why folk wouldnt want to.

 

* *, are you serious?!

 

Unfortunately yes.

 

That’s horrendous.

 

That's unbelievable, sorry to hear that.

 

its all good, im not the type to die anyway.

 

* sake man. That's hellish. Hope they got banged up for it.

 

think i heard you touched on this before???.....didn't realise HOW it happened though. Some seriously bad * about!!

ps-you sorted that boiler yet??

 

if there was a definition of scum needed, evil * in the world man, makes it worse is that his mates were right in with him "some * just called me out for being a scumbag racist, lets * up with a gang of us and try and kill him"

I would be one to speak up aswell, in Galway I told some * who was abusing a girl to get to *, got ambushed by him and 4 others outside the pub, lucky my mates were behind me and they scattered, lost half my front tooth from a kick in the mouth for my troubles.

Same thing in my station up the road, I was waiting for a train on the other side and there was about 5 or 6, 17 18 year old neds on the other side, 2 girls couldnt of been more than 14 walked by and started shouting all sorts of * at them, girls walked over to my side clearly distressed I just shouted over something like "theyre a whole lot better than anything your ever gonna get ye ugly *" they all rush over the line picking up rocks like they were expecting me to start begging how sorry I was but just stood there, got surrounded and 2 hands put around my neck but they were a pack of little *, all they did was start shouting at me and eventually * off, most kid on hard men I've ever seen.

Got a few random baitings too but thats another thread.

 

Polis couldnt be arsed.

Workin on it

its needless mate.

 

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I would have Édouard over that diddy every day of the week. He spends most of the game on his * or squaring up to opponents. He is a poor footballer with an average goal scoring record.

Foderingham and Tavernier might get in our squad, but that is more an indictment of our goalkeepers and right backs, than an indication of their quality.
I would take Morelos over Eddie every day of the week.

 

yep just dug him on it on hun chat.

 

True but from experience the genuine upper class are cool as well. It is the 'aspiring middle class' who are a bit bland and souless.

 

Da told me when he was younger he was dating this protestant lassie and went to her's for dinner, Lassie's mum asked him what can Catholic's eat. Da said " On a Friday we eat fish but the rest of the week we eat protestant children, he was'nt invited back.

 

How true.

 

People with Irish second names moaning about foreigners coming over here.

 

I say!