The drunk thread!

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  1. CalgaryBhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    Absolutely loaded right now, playing cards with the boys. Letting them know Celtic went undefeated for the treble, on numerous occasions. They couldn't give a *, but they won't forget it either :50:
     
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    Hide an ace up the sleeve,* them.
     
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  3. CalgaryBhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    FELLOW BHOYS! She has a boyfriend. I bought her a drink. I also work with her (what the * *..?!). * women.
     
  4. Los Palmas 7 something strange happened Gold Member

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    it was on the field of battle
    of hope we were bereft
    but by the time it was over
    there were no more catholics left



    hold....hoLLDD



    we looked up to king william
    on his chin a royal cleft
    and by the time it was over
    there was no more catholics left

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    his stragedy was strong
    his stragedy was deft
    by the time that it was over
    there was no more catholics left


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    the battle now victorious
    we foiled his papist theft
    when the time was over
    there was no more catholics left


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  6. CalgaryBhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    Soo im walking downtown to the train, stop in the alley for a *. Guy follows me in and says "i like the wallet in your back pocket". Ends up pulling out a swiss army knife thats not opened up, and tells me to drop my * and leave. I * DECKED THE *. Never felt so pumped up in my life. Hit the ground like a sack of bricks and ran off, i just got home now. Have a little adrenaline left in me, jesus christ.

    Also met a girl from the next community over, how many days do i wait before i text her?
     
  7. Pablo87 Here we go 10 in a row! Gold Member

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    If you never banged her on the same night then someone else probably did. Ad move on mate...
     
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  9. MeanGreenKillingMachine Batshitcrazy Gold Member

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    time for a few becks tonight
     
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    RRAUWWWARRRRR!!!
     
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    Just gone down 24hr bar for a pint Estella after bird repeatedly telling me no,feel like a rebel,no end to what you can do drunk
     
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    Women can * off. Honestly * off. They are poison to a good night with the boys. ALL I WANTED WAS CANADA DAY WITH THE BOYS.
     
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    Whoah cove bit unreasonable,all women?One spoilt my night other night but made it up yesterday.
     
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    But then you will make more of them:biggrin:
     
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    yes, I am consuming alcohol at this moment

    judge lest ye be judged thyself.
     
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    Not enough alcohol, had a bottle of tonic, MD, 3 cans of red stripe, bed time shortly
     
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    2 babycham, a sweetheart stout and a cinnamon stick.......sing up the ra






     
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    THIS IS HOW IT FEELSXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

     
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    woke up still drunk, love that, got thrown out a gig last night after the manager thought he could take the *, first gig I've been thrown out of since a B.A.D. gig in the 80's
     
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