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KFC Run Out Of Chicken!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by cidermaster, Feb 19, 2018.

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  1. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Yes well over half of the UK's 900 KFC Outlets have been closed until further notice as they have actually ran out of Chicken:56:
     
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  2. Sporting CP Bhoy

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    *...that's insane, how does a huge global business entity like KFC which specializes in chicken...run out of chicken???? Insanity...and per an aptly titled BBC article on this late-breaking news, it truly is..."chicken chaos"!

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  3. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    all Scottish franchises are open.

    Kentucky Fried Mince.
     
  4. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    They should have said. I've got some in the fridge.
     
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  6. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    This should teach them a lesson not to rely on getting all their chickens from Kentucky.
     
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  8. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Would explain why my local kfc was shut at half 4 the other day.
     
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    They should be all closed permantley
     
  10. Keano88

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    Parsley has a problem.

    He stormed the KFC chicken farm when he was * faced and freed all of the chickens, in doing so he was captured and is being held captive by evil chicken farmers who breathe fire.

    We must save him tomorrow night or else he will burned alive.

    Me, you and Ronnie, and if you have enough seats in the onion car, Burt Butterscotch wants to tag along too.
     
  11. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Great news just in,a Company of Parsley Phillips's crack Onion Paratroopers rescued him,7 Evil Onion Farmers had Bazooka Frozen Siberian Turnip pellets rammed up their arses:56:
     
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    This is something to do with changing to DHL to deliver apparently to save money. All to do with cost cutting as usual and making a * of it through greed. * them.
     
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    Only go for the vegan menu anyway
     
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    In other news. Unemployment figures in the chicken community have reached high portions in the UK.
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    Some have turned to drink.
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    And even a few reports of suicide attempts.
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    Some of the guys are making the most of their time off!
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    And finally there is always one. George says he always likes to be well prepared for the next job.
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    Yep they went from a reputable fresh/frozen food haulage firm, to a firm that delivers TVs, washing machines and * toys etc. All to save a few quid, and it appears to be costing them 1mil a day in lost takings.
     
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    KFC staff were caught buying chicken in asda :giggle1:
     
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    Overpriced * food, sort of place you leave hungrier than when you go in. Partial to one when I am smashed though.
     
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    A number of people actually phoned the Police when this happened,ffs!