SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS > > >1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." > ... > > >(Alan Minter) > > > > > >2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her * this morning > and > > >it was amazing ! " ... (Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator) > > > > > >3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." > ... > > >(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted) > > > > > >4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." ... (Ted > Walsh > > >- horse racing commentator) > > > > > >5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." > ... > > >(Winston Bennett) > > > > > >6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, > which > > >is identical." ... (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator) > > > > > >7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." ..... > (Greg > > >Norman) > > > > > >8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same > thing > > >again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach) > > > > > >9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the > > >Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson - soccer coach) > > > > > >10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is > kissing > > >the * of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge > boat > > >race 1977) > > > > > >11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on > the> > > >field" (Metro Radio) > > > > > >12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the > air > > >for even longer." (David Acfield) > > > > > >13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in > > >football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live) > > > > > >14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs > and > > >showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics) > > > > > >15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is > that > > >before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses > them....Oh > my > > >*! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator) > > > > > >16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is > > >behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator) > > > > > >17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was > supposed > > >to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So > > >Bob,where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" ... Not only did > HE > > >have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing > so > > >hard!