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Imaginative ways to make Congerton pay

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Random Review, Jun 22, 2019.

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  1. Random Review

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    Can people with a better sense of humour than me post as many ways as possible that we could imaginatively and humorously make that *'s like just that little bit less pleasant, please?

    With the KT rumours, I need a good cheering up.
     
    Random Review, Jun 22, 2019
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  2. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Make him read your posts.
     
    Callum McGregor, Jun 22, 2019
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    Put him in a room full of cracking footballers, he definitely won't enjoy that
     
    Bertie Cauld, Jun 22, 2019
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  5. StevieBhoooy!

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    Get KT and Compper to temporarily swap names by Deed Poll..

    Leak it out to Leicester City that Celtic were interested inselling Tierney and he’d like to work with BR again.

    40 million in. We keep KT and bonus....

    We offload Magic Marvin !
     
    StevieBhoooy!, Jun 22, 2019
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  6. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Tie the * to a chair, wedge a large funnel into his mouth, get 100 people to consume an insane amout of laxitives, then order them all to go * liquid brown * lava down said funnel.

    When his stomach is so full of skitters that his own * volcanically erupts with an * explosion, get somecunt to shovel up the gooey stinky mess and pap it down the funnel afterwards.

    Repeat until he's had time to reflect on what he done, or failed to do here.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jun 22, 2019
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  7. MagnificentSeven Charly Musonda CSC

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    Hope the * gets the hot to cold water ratio wrong while making a bath, but only realise the water is tepid once the bath is full, then has to empty half of it out.
     
    MagnificentSeven, Jun 22, 2019
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  8. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    I’d give him one almighty * massive gargantuan cunting finger wagging.
     
    PaulM1888, Jun 22, 2019
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    Sounds like one of V For Vendetta’s write ups.
     
    Keano88, Jun 22, 2019
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    Keano88, Jun 22, 2019
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  11. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Make the * use the Leicester City helicopter for all his travelling. :fear:
     
    Gyp Rosetti, Jun 22, 2019
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    Was he really that bad to deserve that? Wait, what am I saying? Course he was. Some * send his phone a virus that makes my entire posting history on here scroll down his phone for 30 minutes at random times twice a day.
     
    Random Review, Jun 23, 2019
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    I’m glad you have a sense of humour. :giggle1:
     
    Callum McGregor, Jun 23, 2019
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  14. Twisty Rodgers out !!! Gold Member

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    Make him sit and watch youtube clips with @Roskopicachu for a week
     
    Twisty, Jun 23, 2019
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    With a face like mine, I don't have much choice. :(;)
     
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  16. paulie walnuts Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    Dress him up as a tranny for the next party at Brendan’s house.
     
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  17. CheGuevara

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    Stupid * thread
     
    CheGuevara, Jun 23, 2019
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