If Mahatma Ghandhi played for MotherWell....

Mahatma Ghandhi did play for Motherwell.

 

He’d be fine wi his flip-flops on

 

Cheers for the contributions.
Here come questions 4 and 5 for everybody to answer (maximum 80 words):

Question 4: Might Gandhi have been better used as a goalkeeper - with his togas and that - or would his calm cool collectedness have made him a rock, steadfast in the Motherwell defence?





Question 5: Would oor Mahatma's basic and simple dietary needs and simplistic lifestyle, ( seeking not material gain, but living frugally from day to day ) have made him an ideal target for a SEVCO loan deal swoop??





THOUGHTS?

 

4. I fear he would struggle. He would no doubt be undertaking a fast for the political struggles of the steel men. This would impact his steadfastness and he would also be distracted at the whiff of Bovril cups launched at him to poke fun at his * pair of specs.

5. He would indeed be a target for Sevco. But not for his cat-like reflexes nor the ease his outfit would blend in with the KKK attire. No, the reason the hun horde would attempt to lure Mahatma, is because he is the face of many’s a note of currency. Sevconian board members would foolishly believe that all this money actually belonged to him, therefore he could bankroll their third/fourth coming!

 

Question 6: Would playing for Motherwell have made Gandhi MORE or LESS likely to picki up yellow cards for niggly challenges, dissent or thretening behaviour? If so, why?