Hun Burds.......Acceptable?? or Not??

A hun bird, no chance.

Unless of course your talking permanent rough hate * and constantly doing her up the *. As harsh as that sounds, she made her bed!

 

Never had a hun pal,
Never shagged a hun burd
Never stepped into a hun ludge
Never drank in a hun pub.

And I've never had bad or murderous thoughts against any hun.
(OK. That's * )
But some of them are OK
(OK. That's also *)
But some of them are ........... bearable! !!!

Best I can do.

 

Nah, they’re too ugly for us.

 

Used to with a rabid 1 in paisley, I moved in with them and got kicked out for apparently having my hand on her toosh when we wer sleeping, creepy * coming in when we wer sleeping

 

No chance, if any of them have the slightest affection for that shower then they condone racism, hatred, use child abuse for point scoring and are generally thick as mince.

They could look like Ingrid Bergman and I’d still have to ask them to walk away.

Just NO.


In the past I had many “girlfriends” who didn’t give a * about football/religion etc then the brothers or fathers would start the “what school” or “what team” *.

I’m afraid the poor girls were then instantly jettisoned. Who needs that level of low intellect in their life for the sake of a kiss n cuddle?

NOOOO

 

Thankfully never...

 

Stunning and Hun? * pleaseya zombie * weirdo

 

He knew what he was getting into though

 

The start of your post just reminded me of that scene, mate. I realised after I posted it that it might be interpreted differently.

 

Would be a good spin off show

 

Well in Shaun Of The Dead the main character kept his best mate who had turned into a Zombie in his Garden Shed,i suppose it is possible?

 

*. Thought I was sober when I made that reading back, was i *.

 

Not girlfriend material but would be an enjoyable hate *, the more hunnish the better.

 

I can tell most on here are considerably younger than me because you will soon realise when you hit 50 you are glad of anything that has a pulse probably the only things I’d rule out are Ayrshire Orange Walk hippo types and Ann Budge

 

Seen a lassie a few times when I was 17 or so. After a few dates she invited me over to her house in Hamilton, went in the house standing in the hall and she said "right, stay here and I'll go get my mum and dad" and toddled off into the living room. Stood there for a few seconds and clocked a big King Billy painting on the wall...thought to myself 'it's now or never'...



Right back to the train station. Got a text from her 5 mins later saying "Where are you?!"... *Delete*

 

With each generation it becomes less and less important, even in places like North of Ireland Celtic Catholic lads are going at it like rabbits with * Sevco women and vice versa. It's often the older men in families that struggle with the modern world and take an instant dislike before they have even spoken to you.

 

Never batted an eyelid to be honest, if it will be a problem you’d probably know way in advance of it getting serious. I would happily swipe right on a girl with a Rangers scarf in her picture.

Only one I was with said she was a fan of them but couldn’t name a single player.

Think half my family being moderately staunch has kinda numbed me to it a bit.

 

Makes it better knowing her family hates you.