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Have You Ever Been Chased Or Harassed By Food??

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by cidermaster, Jan 17, 2017.

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  1. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    I remember back in the late 90s in the being chased by a giant French Onion down a hillside,also perhaps more believable i once got attacked by a Parkhead Pie back in the day,i bit into it and a sizable amount of filling squirted on my shirt!
    On another occasion back in the day i bit into my large Iceland Cheeseburger TV Snack Sandwich and the hot melted cheese shot out onto the top of my hand,it really hurt i was so into the prog i was watching i delayed going to the Cold Water Tap,silly me,next day at work a the Office in Sale near Manchester i had to explain the Red Mark on my hand!
     
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  2. Idioteque I’ll laugh until my head comes off

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    I.T day at the nut house?

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    High as a kite!
     
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    I was once caught below a flock of migrating steak pies,flying in formation,at a low altitude.
     
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    Opened the fridge once and came across some bad milk...

    ...attacked me!
     
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  7. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    A turnip in a turban chased me doon Buchanan St one day.
     
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    I remember years ago I was eating Mcoys flame grilled steak crisps, I was chewing away happily watching the Shawshank redemption & minding my own business until I broke my tooth :67:

    I felt as though I got hit with lightning :99:
     
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    I've been verbally abused by some orange * during my lifetime.
     
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    When I used to post letters I would always get chased round a garden by a hot dog. Trying to get away from it was mustard. Oh how I relished those days.:crazy3::blahblah1
     
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  12. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Out of interest were the Migrating Steak Pies heading North or South??
     
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