Guess the movie quote thread.

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  1. Taz Blind Justice Gold Member

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    :50:

    Try this one (all from the same movie):

    "What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?"


    "Johnny was the only guy who could out-disgust me. When we were kids we had gross-out contests. I coughed a pile of phlegm on a table, he said "Nice try." and pulled out a straw..."


    " Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful."
     
  2. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    Ford Fairlane?
     
  3. Taz Blind Justice Gold Member

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    :50: Spot on. So many great one liners in that movie.
     
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    "We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-*- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie"


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    Caddyshack

    I know this is Bill Murray & Chevy Chase, but Rodney Dangerfield completely steals the show in that flick. :50:
     
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    Top one is from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels :50:
     
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    Nope
     
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    :50:

    Nobody get the 2nd one???

    It was from gangster no1
     
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    Pretty sure its Bruce Almighty
     
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    Full Metal Jacket.
     
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    And there is a very good chance that someone in this room...
    knows more about the murder than he is telling.

    - Murder? - What was that you said?

    - I said murder. - What murder?

    Well, I don't know. You said murder.

    I said murder? You said murder!

    No, I said murder because you said murder!

    - I said murder? - You said someone in this room...
    knows more about the murder than he's telling.

    Now listen...

    - What was your name? - Shork.

    - The cook. - Gardener.
    Now we are getting somewhere.

    You...

    Oh, dear!

    Are you all right, Mr. Stutterstutt?

    - Who is this man? - He's Mr. Stutterstutt.

    I see, and what is your job, Mr. Stuckerstuff?

    He's the beekeeper.

    I'm not asking you. I'm asking Mr. Stuffsucker.

    What's that? What is he saying to you? What? What was that?

    He says he's got a bit of a cold, and he's lost his voice.

    Lost his voice. A beekeeper who has lost his voice...
    a cook who thinks he's a gardener...
    and a witness to a murder.
    Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye...
    that there is much more going on here...
    than meets the ear.

    Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker...
    I suggest you count your bees.
    You may find that one of them is missing.