Try this one (all from the same movie): "What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?" "Johnny was the only guy who could out-disgust me. When we were kids we had gross-out contests. I coughed a pile of phlegm on a table, he said "Nice try." and pulled out a straw..." " Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful."