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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by mygirlmaria, Dec 16, 2013.

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  1. mygirlmaria

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    Not necessarily political or profound!

    Here is a classic i heard tonight.A guy called Peter Griffin:

    "I hate lying to her, but thats the only way i can prevent her knowing the truth!"

    :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one and they are normally full of * :56:
     
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  3. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    "We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
    We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
    We danced among the lightning bolts,
    and tore the world asunder."

    ~ Robert Jordan, Crossroads of Twilight.
     
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    "One in the pink, then one in the stink"
     
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    Dennis Skinner "Half the Tories opposite me are crooks".

    Speaker "please retract that comment".

    Dennis "ok, half the Tories opposite me aren't crooks".
     
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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
     
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  10. Los Palmas 7 something strange happened Gold Member

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    i used to be self conscious about my height,

    but then i thought, * that,

    i'm harry potter.

    -harry potter.
     
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  11. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Brilliant series of books.
    Would love them to be made into films.
     
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  12. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    " No one wins in war
    Humanity Loses"

    Me :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    boooobie's.....

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    *........

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-qAqtZopo"]Brad Pitt Quotes (killing them softly) - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    :56:
     
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    “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”

    - Tony Soprano
     
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    Glad to find another fan amongst the Celtic community! :50: An absolute fantastic series and worth every minute I spent reading and re-reading them! I'd have to disagree on them being being into films though. A TV series maybe but... the books are so rich that I don't think they could be transitioned well.

    I hate Jim Carrie with a burning passion for ruining Count Olaf when they transitioned A Series of Unfortunate Events... I despise Viggo Mortensen for the emasculated, effeminate parody performance he produced for Aragorn... I would hate to see what the film industry would do to my Min, my Rand or my dear, dear Lews Therin!
     
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    An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

    Benjamin franklin
     
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    Early this morning, I signed my death warrant.
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